Simple things make me so happy. The fact that it was still light outside at 8pm. Eating strawberries and chocolate. Biscuits being a LITTLE RAT FUCK WHO WANTS INSIDE OUR KITCHEN TRASH CAN

“Featured” in MTG for the SECOND TIME

(Kisses all of the pretty feesh ladies)

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Goog and I just finished Centaurworld and it is far better than it has any right to be 😭😭😭 SUCH wonderful music, story, characters, and absurd shenanigans. Worth the watch if you have time!

God swearing on mic at my lil rat man is a REAL fear

Dr. Biscuits murdered the hell out of that moth 😤

You do not know true shame until your work call hears you whispering in a murderous, conspiratorial tone for your cat to “get the bug get the bug get the bug” because he was catching a moth and you were NOT ON MUTE

Pets are such wonderful silly things. I’ve been feeling unwell for the past few days, and Biscuits has been snuggling with me the whole time/ checking in on me and meowing until I respond to make sure I’m okay 😭

I call my fiancée piss pope ONE TIME -

Pucker up, Butter Cup - MAMA’S HUNGRY

Iconic, honestly

‪I’m just contributing to his stinky aura 😩‬

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Biscuits sitting by my feet when my hot girl tummy issues escape my bodacious behind

Feat. @/loogert.bsky.social

If you ask a Moody Rateur for directions…

Sunday Snuggles 💜

Me after seeing your browser history

This is how you do the "Bend and Snap Their Neck", right J Coolidge?

Send me back to my people

RUDE

Stimky

Bark like you want it😤🐶

Clip from @/Spectresketches

Reminded of when I was called to my duty as a knight 😩

Undyne_Arashi - Twitch HeartTale Day 2 - Fundraising for AHA !charity !clip !checkin !designartist !modelartist

www.twitch.tv/undyne_arashi

Ready to White Knight for a good cause?

I'll be taking part in V-Simp's Hytale fundraiser for The American Heart Association to raise funds and awareness regarding cardiovascular disease. Help make a difference and join the chaos 3/1 - 3/7! We'll be hopping on tonight ⚔️ HUZZAH

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“Me and the baddy I pulled by being a neurodivergent gremlin”

Get ready for some Visceral Vibes with Estrella Auritus as we play some Viscera Cleanup TONIGHT at 7pm CST 🦠🧤🔫

How I feel when Googy says something out of pocket while I’m eating my yogurt

Kog’Maw lookin ass (I would die and/ or kill for he himb)