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Posts by Bilbo Swaggins

Yes exactly hahah

5 months ago 5 2 0 0
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Fuzzy

6 months ago 513 21 11 0
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Training’s been going well

5 months ago 290 15 2 1
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Anyway here’s my butt

6 months ago 842 44 18 1
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Another morning, another workout… just put one foot in front of the other… but now I gotta run cuz the day is so busy!!! 👽

6 months ago 1060 43 9 0

Yeah exactly. It seems to have been mutated into a new kind of outrage now though. It's framed less as an evangelical right wing issue and more of a vague "this is yucky"

6 months ago 3 0 1 0

I think they're mad about all of it.

It's not even a new sentiment, for years I've seen people have no objection to violence, war, etc on tv, but the second you see some cheeks, it's panic time

6 months ago 8 0 1 0
Photo of me in a black thong holding a vaccum cleaner. You can just faintly make out my chastity cage under the thong

Photo of me in a black thong holding a vaccum cleaner. You can just faintly make out my chastity cage under the thong

Photo of me turned around pulling my cheeks to show off a red butt plug in my hole as I vaccuum

Photo of me turned around pulling my cheeks to show off a red butt plug in my hole as I vaccuum

Oh sorry, you caught me in the middle of some housework 🤭

6 months ago 251 17 3 0
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Leg veins be holding in there

6 months ago 581 34 5 0
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🧸

7 months ago 1040 56 7 0
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“…the giant stomped through the stone circle on his way to make sport with the village blacksmith, laughing at the small feeble legs of the townspeople…..”

6 months ago 414 17 13 1
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When your country dog self finds the bone he is looking for 🥵 @xrustytaylorx.bsky.social

6 months ago 1453 113 19 2
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Weekend was fun

6 months ago 3150 164 35 3
7 months ago 778 338 1 3
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Go on then 🤪

7 months ago 844 53 18 1
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Big dumb useful bull

7 months ago 1484 98 21 1
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Don’t you hate it when you get out of the bath, and you still have bubbles stuck to you?

7 months ago 373 9 9 0

That's good - most of the books I'm after aren't new, they're usually old foundational texts, which seems to be exactly what they're missing.

8 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Kinda depressing that libraries in this city are clearing out books to make room for more computers.

I went to go borrow a book and read for a bit, had a bunch of people having a loud convo in the computer section instead.

8 months ago 35 0 1 0
A extremely muscular human puppy is drawn kneeling on the ground wearing a chastity belt, a large tattoo on his heavy pecs reads Wide Load. Above him is a dictionary style definition that reads: Sub-Massive, adjective. An oversized muscular individual who enjoys serving others.

A extremely muscular human puppy is drawn kneeling on the ground wearing a chastity belt, a large tattoo on his heavy pecs reads Wide Load. Above him is a dictionary style definition that reads: Sub-Massive, adjective. An oversized muscular individual who enjoys serving others.

The word of the day is Submassive.

8 months ago 1116 200 22 58
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insert slime

8 months ago 1067 84 12 1
Mirror selfie of me in a dark blue bathrobe and a pair of aviator dad style glasses

Mirror selfie of me in a dark blue bathrobe and a pair of aviator dad style glasses

Bathroom mirror selfie of me in a pair of daddy looking glasses in a bathroom that is left open to show a camo print thong with the imprint of a chastity cage visible

Bathroom mirror selfie of me in a pair of daddy looking glasses in a bathroom that is left open to show a camo print thong with the imprint of a chastity cage visible

All dads wear thongs and cock cages under their bath robes right? Am i doing it right?

8 months ago 145 7 0 0
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Suns out, buns out. Jock strap hiking is the best.

11 months ago 2208 111 30 3
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We painted our bathroom! What do you think?

1 year ago 186 4 3 0
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sticky

9 months ago 574 59 10 0
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Gay guys:

“Just looking for friends”

9 months ago 299 28 6 0
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Just checking in

9 months ago 247 18 5 1
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