Yes exactly hahah
Posts by Bilbo Swaggins
Fuzzy
Training’s been going well
Anyway here’s my butt
Another morning, another workout… just put one foot in front of the other… but now I gotta run cuz the day is so busy!!! 👽
Yeah exactly. It seems to have been mutated into a new kind of outrage now though. It's framed less as an evangelical right wing issue and more of a vague "this is yucky"
I think they're mad about all of it.
It's not even a new sentiment, for years I've seen people have no objection to violence, war, etc on tv, but the second you see some cheeks, it's panic time
Photo of me in a black thong holding a vaccum cleaner. You can just faintly make out my chastity cage under the thong
Photo of me turned around pulling my cheeks to show off a red butt plug in my hole as I vaccuum
Oh sorry, you caught me in the middle of some housework 🤭
Leg veins be holding in there
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“…the giant stomped through the stone circle on his way to make sport with the village blacksmith, laughing at the small feeble legs of the townspeople…..”
When your country dog self finds the bone he is looking for 🥵 @xrustytaylorx.bsky.social
Weekend was fun
Go on then 🤪
Big dumb useful bull
Don’t you hate it when you get out of the bath, and you still have bubbles stuck to you?
That's good - most of the books I'm after aren't new, they're usually old foundational texts, which seems to be exactly what they're missing.
Kinda depressing that libraries in this city are clearing out books to make room for more computers.
I went to go borrow a book and read for a bit, had a bunch of people having a loud convo in the computer section instead.
A extremely muscular human puppy is drawn kneeling on the ground wearing a chastity belt, a large tattoo on his heavy pecs reads Wide Load. Above him is a dictionary style definition that reads: Sub-Massive, adjective. An oversized muscular individual who enjoys serving others.
The word of the day is Submassive.
insert slime
Mirror selfie of me in a dark blue bathrobe and a pair of aviator dad style glasses
Bathroom mirror selfie of me in a pair of daddy looking glasses in a bathroom that is left open to show a camo print thong with the imprint of a chastity cage visible
All dads wear thongs and cock cages under their bath robes right? Am i doing it right?
Suns out, buns out. Jock strap hiking is the best.
We painted our bathroom! What do you think?
sticky
Gay guys:
“Just looking for friends”
Just checking in