my mom told me she played the luckiest to my dad before he passed and i fucking lost it

thinking about renting a karaoke room solo to get all my feelings out

I called Trump to ask about having a man who says such things in charge of federal disaster response, Trump asked “what does teleport mean” and “was he kidding?” Adding, “It just sounds a little strange, but I know nothing about teleporting or him.”

DHS/FEMA/Phillips didn't respond to inquiries.

wish my mom hadn’t made me get rid of my accordion so i could play jesus don’t want me for a sunbeam

just learned one of my brothers also listened to this album yesterday on the way home from the hospital yesterday, so that’s weird

nirvana unplugged where did you sleep last night

mood

thank you, friend 💜

i made this photo/audio story in undergrad about my dad and his passion for woodworking and i hope you’ll watch it 💜

he lived far longer than he should have after agent orange exposure in laos, cambodia, and thailand. anyway, fuck the government for putting him and so many others in harm’s way. fight on

a toddler giving her dad a kiss on a 90s couch

my dad passed away really suddenly today and i’m so sad. i loved him so much. i can’t believe he won’t be able to meet my daughter.

she should apologize for those lips

will never stop muttering to myself, “the pope is weak on crime”

me dressed as padme in the phantom menace

i’m ready for the blockade

nute gunray saying, “my lord, is that legal?”

someone has to ask

nute gunray

time to bring him in to the negotiations

Opinion | Beware conservatives promoting “intellectual freedom” Victor Ray: This conservative lie about schools like mine is furthering authoritarianism

unfortunately for conservatives, you have to have an intellect first before the freedom part

you know that really sad feeling you get when you get back home after vacation? i can’t imagine what the astronauts’ version of that is like

last friday night knicks song of the regular season

jamie on jeopardy continues his reign!!!

and our forthcoming daughter’s name was an answer tonight 👀👀👀

this scares the shit out of me. fuuuuuck antivaxxers

your baby’s arriving in 69 days

nice

gudetama in a bullhorn laying down in the sanrio character ranking

LET’S GO GUDETAMA ranking.sanrio.co.jp/en/characters/

how am i supposed to doomscroll on bluesky when i go into labor

i’m hoping i have the opposite reaction when she’s actually here! lol

i’m SO CLOSE! and i’ll probably be induced at 37, so it won’t be long at all! i’ve really not enjoyed pregnancy lol

why do people say pregnancy is so great? i’m 30 weeks today and threw up again, this sucks!!

There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!"

the group is getting bigger as more topless people join

Irasutoya, Japan's popular free clip art library, has released its latest creation in honor of the United States President, Donald Trump. It's a clever play on TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) and the Japanese word タコ for octopus, which also means "idiot."

love that my spam folder is full of emails about oil and gas business opportunities now

could really go for some ice cold lemonade right now to celebrate still being alive and all