feeling like shit about my cat not understanding “i’ll be RIGHT back” when I have to grab something. an utter betrayal in her eyes. ruthless abandonment. I am a monster.

the mayor of Phoenix is a raggedy cunt

Mayor of Phoenix tweeted: “Starting tonight, Phoenix City Hall will be lit in blue and white in support of our friends in Israel. 🇮🇱” with a picture of lit up city hall and I quote tweeted: this makes perfect sense considering how much Phoenix PD cock you gargle on a daily basis, since they trained with the IDF and all. keep deep-throating boots Katharine. I expect nothing less from you at this point you pathetic sell-out.

i’m mean on the hell app so I can be nice on here 🥰

oh you just gotta follow the right people on here 👀🥵

it’s a bad place filled with idiots and bootlickers but somehow I can’t look away

report back from twitter: they are crying about stolen dish soap and want justice for Safeway

yall think the kool aid man can pour himself into smaller glasses and split his consciousness or are those like his guts and stuff

the grim reaper using a claw machine to pull people out as prizes. the caption says “DIANNE FEINSTEIN? Is Henry Kissinger even in this thing??”

is Dianne Feinstein gonna have her coffin draped with the US flag or the Confederate

The city of Atlanta just doxxed 116,000 residents who signed the petition for a referendum on Cop City. There must be consequences for this.

just had to explain doxxing, robux, and tiktok dances to my mother to tell a single story

kinda like proletariat piñata

regardless I bet they’d still make a very satisfying sound

we should hang billionaires upside down by their toes and hit them with bats and see if $$ comes out like a Mario block

its bc ive been comin out of my cage and i been doinG JUST FINE

explain yourself @abolishphoenix.bsky.social

an ash tray with three blunts smoked down to the last 1/4

he’s not fucking serious

staying in bed until lunch time so I can have pasta for breakfast

this british flag flying outside my apartment is making me so irrationally annoyed I might as well be a goddamn fucking patriot

highlighted text that reads: “my nilllllla”

this is the funniest shit I’ve ever been called

got 303 followers rn and i dont trust a single hoe

fuck

steal it

just watched a car do donuts on a ONE WAY, almost get in a head-on collision, do another burnout, and speed off and i’ve never been more grateful to have a balcony in my life

just got into an extremely heated argument with my mother bc she was telling me how much she LOVES Hobby Lobby

he got off the plane and this was the first text I got @abolishphoenix.bsky.social

oh trust me if I had shredded cheese right now that would be my entree. this feels pretty close though

boyfriend is gone gonna have cheese puffs for dinner

it’s even worse talking to her about the arc 🙃

I can’t breathe 💀💀💀

loophole. it’s a loophole. apparently if i’m *very nice* I might be allowed to plead my case to God™