When I realize there’s still 160 Padres games left to watch

It’s not actually Tony Gwynn Opening Day until there’s 11,000 people there

It’s cute that you’re shorter than my 6 year old

Thank you Megan! You and your handsome man are pretty cute as well

“Wow!” “Roman Anthony is gud!”

Padres Opening Day 2026

Would be cool as hell if they all just beat the shit out of Walker Buehler when he shows up to camp

I like Randy but last year seems like a fluke. Really hoping for some sort of Canning/Waldron combo.

AJ Preller extension? I’m unmoved. Can’t bring myself to care either way anymore.

Actually, fuck all presidents except for maybe Jimmy Carter and Martin Van Buren (he was pretty useless but his cousin married my great great great great grandfather so)

I’d rather have him back

Welcome Back, Friarhood

Shirt that says “all bark all bite, fuck ice”

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There’s a corgi in the Puppy Bowl named Chappel Bone

Thank you for your service, birdie boy

Opening Day tickets acquired

tigers right now

AI Pete Alonso doesn’t stand a chance

Like Liquid Death tastes just like I’m drinking a cheap Mexican beer

You know what, I’ll ask that next video

Asking Wayne Partello the important questions on TikTok @hjpreller.bsky.social

This has all actually been a distraction from the Mike Dee controversy

Pepsi boy wasn’t worthy

Sugar Bowl? RFK Jr is going to lose his shit

Merry Christmas, Bubbie.

…Jani Lane?

Yikes