I fear I wouldn't even be able to clock Clark Kent without glasses as Superman

I JUST LEARNED I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH JESSICA LANGE, HOW COOL!!!!!!

Happy 77th Jessica Lange

birthday girl 🎂💖 I saw Bob Odenkirk's Normal today, it was so good!!!!!

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

It's my dog's 17th birthday so that's nice.

Pastel Tortoiseshell cat looking at a lou Malnatis deep dish pizza

Deep dish Lou Malnatis pizza with pepperoni and jalapenos and a big cheese pull

she crave the deep dish

16 years ago today, Lady Gaga released “Alejandro.”

Also , I love how someone told me it makes sense my bday is 4/20 #watdatmean

Not only is it a flex that my bday is on 4/20 but I love that Tim Curry's is a day before mine. Slay, let's go

He's so cute. I love that he tolerates my girlfriend zoomie tendencies 💕

My partner is so patient, he will climb into bed with me and I just get feral and start biting him, but not hard. Sensitive boy. Even tho I rly want to bite him hard. And I tell him that I'm holding back biting hard, and he just thanks me lol

Naan bread with marinara, cheese pepperoni and seasonings

Naan pizza

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She will occasionally pop up on my feed and y'know what , I'm happy she's thriving despite the mad max last of us fallout apocalypse she's living in, u go on girl

There is this woman on Instagram who gives off this vibe she's in a post apocalyptic parallel universe but she does like, rly slay hot girl shit. And no it's not an ARG, she is just always alone lol

officially making a whimsical threat

need to do this with Bob Odenkirk

Happy 80th birthday to the fab Tim Curry, pictured with Rocky Horror creator, Richard O'Brien as Riff Raff & Patricia Quinn as Magenta. I once interviewed O'Brien who said that Frank n' Furter was a reflection of his own diverse sexuality. For moderns who like absolutes -sometimes there aren't any.

Lowkey wanna draw Jesse in this shirt with my OC in my everyday clothes (sports bra with black sweatpants and a big black or dark green flannel) they're so sibling coded

I rly rly want Jesse's big orange jackolantern shirt, it's so adorable 😭

I've become sick of putting in effort where I don't get any back

Standing cat with arched back facing right created with vertical strips of wood with peeling paint, all against a light blue background

'Scaredy Cat' by Cornish artist Kirsty Elson who trawls the beaches of her home collecting driftwood as the raw materials for her artworks #WomensArt

I finessed that shit, how??????

Hold on wait wait wait wait wait, how tf am I able to turn off the fucking toy when im DRUNK but I can't do it when I'm sober?????? This is the first time I was able to do it LOL

I'm so sweaty rn

Table wine can get u drunk .????

I asked my partner if he's embarrassed about me whenever I overshare and he said no and frankly that's all I care about

artist: turmalindraws

It's also cute because Mike and Jesse are there too and they are also my other faves 💞 pops and my little brother 🙂‍↕️ with my husband. LOL