Wait until we’re managed by a guy who was sacked by CSKA Sofia next season.

Shite keeper btw. To spend the money they have, & end up with that shithouse in goal is just sheer incompetence.

Sanchez has found touch more consistently than Jonny Wilkinson this evening.

Was on our shortlist 🎉

How shit Chelsea are for the amount they’ve spent really is quite an achievement.

This Chelsea disasterclass would be highly amusing were it not for the fact it’s giving Br*ghton a chance of Champions League football.

The best thing about getting old is cynicism levels going through the roof, with zero signs of slowing down.

Dear God. David Beckham’s insta tributes to the Queen. I can’t believe I once idolised that prat. No wonder his eldest is such a drip.

I thought Kamada also looked a class above in his cameo. His movement is unreal & he is always available for a pass - never shying away. I will miss him greatly in a #cpfc shirt.

Canvot pocketing Bowen was probably the highlight of an otherwise very forgettable game. I won’t miss a midfield of Hughes & Lerma, although I have lived through Bowry & Newman + Dorman & Garvan, so maybe need to check my current privilege slightly. #cpfc

I fear the £80m we spent on JSL & Johnson in Jan might’ve been better spent on Brewdog shares. #cpfc

My expectations for the game tonight are less than zero.

I still can’t quite get my head around Gabriel not being sent off earlier. VAR is completely unfit for purpose. It consistently gets the big decisions wrong, yet manages to create something out of nothing at the same time. I’m so over it & the dreadful impact it has had on football as a whole 🚮

Madness. I have no idea. The officials are absolutely pathetic.

I don’t know what O’Neil said to the players before extra time, but he needs to start saying it more often.

I’ll take the assist for that. I did not see that finish in Ralston’s locker 😂

Why do Celtic find it absolutely impossible to build on a 1-0 lead? They’re the most frustrating watch this season.

My girlfriend doesn’t seem to think that £600 on flights to Krakow is a good decision. So I’ve told her we should start seeing other people.

My head hurts. Looking at flights to Krakow isn’t helping.

Olise you utter slut.

Is he not aware that Croydon is the Basque region of South London?

I almost feel the need to contact him & let him know that he could do better.

Ah Matt, so sorry to read this. I hope you & the family are doing as well as you can be during this really tough time. Take care of yourself mate.

If we somehow manage to get Iraola, I swear to never criticise Sir Steven Parish of Soho ever again. I’d even consider becoming a full on Brexiteer in his honour. #cpfc

Why does 21 year old Lewis Hall look so much like a 40 something year old Black Cab driver?

Kudos to Parish btw, keeping faith in Glasner. The players are still fully playing for him & there was no sufficient alternative. This manager gives us the best chance of success & I really hope we go on to achieve it. Getting rid of him in Jan would’ve been an awful decision. #cpfc

This would have been a great shout had I included Mateta - who was exceptional when he came on. How nice having players who can come off the bench & have an impact. #cpfc

Thanks to the awful new half time challenge, Brennan Johnson isn’t the worst thing to be on the Selhurst Park pitch today. #cpfc

The Will Hughes drop off this season needs discussing. #cpfc

If we’re still in the game an hour in, & can bring Wharton, Kamada & Sarr on then we stand half a chance. That’s a big if though. #cpfc