As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Next edition of On War is gonna look like this

'True Courage' Headline T-Shirt

Buying is as close as you'll get to living. store.theonion.com/products/true-courage-he...

We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8

We’re on strike today! Support our fight for a fair contract by NOT visiting the @propublica.org website or engaging with ProPublica stories today.

Tell ProPublica’s management you won’t cross the picket line: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...

The next Murderbot is out on May 5 www.barnesandnoble.com/w/platform-d...

Every time someone finds this thread again and tells me I contributed to keeping their hands functional, I bump it! If you get diagnosed with Dupuytren's/Ledderhose, this is urgent information your orthopedist WILL PROBABLY NOT KNOW but may save your range of motion entirely.

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

Paragon’s Graphite isn’t magical, it’s just malware. It still needs a zero day exploit to compromise a phone with updated software. The best thing you can do to protect yourself against Graphite is keep your phone up to date and enable Lockdown Mode on iPhone or Advanced Protection Mode on Android.

This might be the MOST STUNNING photo from Artemis II yet

Crescent Earth illuminated by light above 🤩

📷 Artemis II

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Alf

Incredible

Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

If – on this grey Sunday morning – you would like to read a dozen pages about using tail calls for fast interpreters, then I have Excellent News for you:

www.mattkeeter.com/blog/2026-04...

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

“No no our mods will be different and would never abuse ops”

I’m very tired and read this as “anti food poisoning discourse” and wondered what nightmare I missed

A colored illustration showing a red chocobo and a regular chocobo sitting in a barn, surrounded by many colorful eggs. In the background Ramza (from Final Fantasy Tactics) is peeking though the door. He's holding a hand to his forehead and has a surprised expression (he didn't expect this many eggs upon his return)

Merry easter weekend~
You can count on the chocobos for a never-ending supply of eggs

#FFT #FFTactics #art

Jaywalking is a life skill that should be taught in high school because some of you do it incorrectly.

If you think the first paragraph is cursed then you should read the second one.

Boy, I Really Thought Like Shit Today When you lead America’s No. 1 political think tank, you’ve got to always be thinking, and thinking hard. Each day, I go to the office, catch up on my correspondence, and then to set to work: fresh insights and ideas, bold new paradigms, groundbreaking ways of looking at things. That’s my job. And m…

I think anyone and everyone who’s worked at a think tank has read this Onion article more times than they can count in the years since it was published, and each time has, as the kids say, felt seen. theonion.com/boy-i-really-t…

based on my experiences as a parent i genuinely believe that if someone is feeling irritable the first thing they should ask themselves is “have i pooped today?”

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.

Folks, I give you the New York Times

The solve for "Sometimes when a service like free childcare is available to all, marginalized communities get squeezed out," is "Address that racism."

It's not "Therefore waste incredible amounts of time and money trying to means test something that society should just make available to all.🤡"

Can we normalize computers?

uptime graph reading: 95 incidents in last 90 days - 89.91% uptime

classic meme image: "it's happening" with Ron Paul laser show

IT'S HAPPENING

GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

#github

IT Support to Major Tom
You're Outlook's dead, there's something wrong
Can you ping me, Major Tom?
Can you ping me, Major Tom?

GitHub - resumex/doom-over-dns: Play Doom entirely from DNS records. (PowerShell 7+) Play Doom entirely from DNS records. (PowerShell 7+) - resumex/doom-over-dns

Stop it

github.com/resumex/doom...

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you.

If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can.

Everyone give this a share after.