"Main character syndrome" is just a really useful container for the continuum from high drama -> actively selfish -> narcissistic -> clinical narcissistic personality disorder

That's our future Speaker of the House. I need that to happen so bad.

It's funny how people name check The Satanic Temple now the way they used to the ACLU, when you need a first amendment thing done. "Let's call the Satanists, I'll bet they have a take on this "

The sinister snake overseeing this business is *chef's kiss*

hey #KashPatel, sue me for $250 million you drunk bastard.

Me: Good morning, President Seltzer.
Benjamin Seltzer: You are now the Senate Majority Leader.
Me: Shit.

Literally just pass everything that polls over 80% with democrats and 51% of people in general. Start there.

"Men are naturally pedos until they have kids."

Hell, money people backed Hitler.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Is there a name for what is wrong with you?

Not most work places.

Post blue art!💙

Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong.

Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

10 years too late.... Welcome to the party, pals. 🙄🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😒😒

Approaching a social platform without self-censorship will be interpreted as trolling. Your sincerity is of little consequence. To confront problematic aspects of the group will be viewed as invalid.

That's very much not where the lack of ability for most undocumented immigrants to get status comes from. The most recent culprit is the 1996 "Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act" which eliminated many paths to remaining in the country for undocumented immigrants.

No, this is sad. Give them their jam back.

Going up and asking this guy for just a club soda

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸

Democratic Rep. Brendan Boyle: “It eliminates healthcare coverage for more than 15 million Americans, according to the CBO. You’re going to sit here with a straight face and say they’re all illegals, they’re all defrauding the system?”

White House Budget Director Russell Vought: “Yes.”

He's going to start a land war in Asia, and go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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I don't want end-to-end encryption, I want hassle-free access to my chats. If I wanted secure private communications, I sure as fuck wouldn't use a Meta product. #facebook #messenger

Ok, most of the major soft drinks have screwed up their flavors sometime in the last year or two, right? It's not just me?

Escalate the Target boycott.

My new evidence that Trump's regime is faltering is hearing a bunch of grocery store staff grousing about the draft requirements. #uspol

Magyar is a conservative with bona fides as a former member of a nationalist party, but "I was thinking we could be less evil," is always a good political position.

Also, plenty of rape victims would like to see their attackers go to prison but don't necessarily want to kill them.