i guess so. i didn’t know chiitan was a man

elf bars are not that fucking big

thank u darling

mona mona mona mona mona chameleon i haven’t been in shorpus because i can’t access my account on the phone

If your reading this FUCK YOU!!! im sorry i didnt mean it i was only trying to be funny

thats jeffrey

yo ur v hand some

yknow you just

eyes are melting from their sockets , dripping in my mouth they taste like SAUTEED LOBSTER ; im ALLERGIC to shell fish . What day it is today🤨🤨😭

i jerk off to AND on the duchamp toilet

please check out whole thread for all my drawtober artwork

and thanks @adamsandler.click & @mailtears.bsky.social
for creating and running the shell corpus!

#happyhalloween #shorpus #shelltober #morzekorp

this is awesome

dink

these are beautiful eva

rizz is short for charisma

The Bear study

hope you feel better soon, you deserve nothing but happiness

what are you talking about? the numbers are right there

it looks awesome. you’re just jealous

with all due respect, your clock looks fucking stupid. check this shit out:

looks badass

you hate your fans

please do not give a code to haz

you’re already cancelled

ARE U "sick of algorithm" ??
DO U "feel lost and hoapless" ??
CAN U "refresh a web'd page" ??

THE TRUE " TWITTER KILLER " HAS ARRIVED !!
NO FEEDS!
NO TIMELINE!
ONLY 1 POST AT A TIME!

GO TO hypertext protocol colon slash slash www.shellcorp.net RIGHT NOW to read ONE OF SEVERAL "TEXT'D MESSAGES" !!

it’s not like they’re doing anything with it

she’s so sweet

yeah lol