Commission prices:
-Comms come with standard 3 sketches and 3 edit moments.
-General due date of 30 days after full payment.
-If you have questions feel free to DM me for more info.
I look forward to working with you 😊
Posts by Gremlin 🥨🔞
It’s ok to put the phone down.
graphic of a gold star written "has never even opened ChatGPT"
Why hook up with college boys for JSTOR access when you can befriend any English major with ebsco access and use it… it’s not like they’re using it anyway (signed, a psych and English major who only uses ebsco for one of those majors)
Tumblr post dubiousdisco •• • is that really old man yaoi or are they thirty #be honest.
Presented without comment
Digital Art for a Baldur's Gate Modern AU fanfiction titled Hot Mess (the Logo in bright red neon letters with a chicken in the 'O' is in the blurred background. The picture shows a modern rendition of Kethric Thorm sitting at a table of what is supposed to be a minimalist set for the show Hot Mess. In front of him is a plate with chicken wings, a glass of water, napkin as well as two roughly sketched sauve bottles. Kethric is shown in a too tight grey TShirt labeled with 'Nightsong Nutrition' across his very broad, very muscular chest. He's holding up a chicken wing and looking at someone across the table from him, possibly grumpy or contemplative. He sports a half-updo and an absolute belt buckle. Overall he gives the impression of a too old but very muscled nutrition influencer.
Yeah but... would you...
If you haven't read Hot Mess yet - you should.
If you have - yell with me ;) (I'm not finished yet)
--> archiveofourown.org/works/548870...
#capdoesart #fanartforfanfic #kethricthorm
Sketch with soft, warm color overlay of Halsin, Gale and Astarion kneeling on the ground. Halsin and Gale have Astarion lying on their folded legs, Halsin holds Astarion's torso up and looks at his face while Gale snuggles his face into Halsin's hairy chest. gale has his fingers down on Astarion's crotch (Astarion is pictured as FTM trans here). Halsin has his other hand on Gale's shoulder. Astarion melts into Halsin's hold, eyes closed and one hand brought to his mouth in pleasure, while the other arm hangs down limply like in a renaissance painting. Astarions chest is adorned with top surgery scars that meet in the middle forming a star shape. Everything is very dreamy and cozy, they're just having a damn good time together.
I remembered I have so much stuff to migrate? Eheheheh.
Behold, my OTT.
#bloodoakweave #galeofwaterdeep #astarion #halsin #bg3nsfw #capdoesart
Sketch of Astarion, Gale and Halsin: side view, Astarion lies on his back, upper body and legs lifted - with one hand he holds onto the bed sheet. Gale's in the middle, facing Astarion, his hands on Astarions belly for more leverage. His expression is delirious: eyes and mouth wide open, he might just had an epiphany. Behind him is Halsin, spreding Gales legs wider apart with his hairy thighs, completely enveloping Gale with his arms and burying his face in Gale's hair. The speechbubble next to Halsin says: "just like that my love - let go - you can let go", Gale's jittery speechbubble says "f-fuck... ah..." because he is clearly out of words. Astarion's speechbubble says "I think we might have broken our wizard, my love". And when you think threesomes are hard to draw - try to describe an image. My brain is still in loops!
Thirsty Thursday!
My favorite kind of sandwich - with melted wizzard in the middle ;)
#bg3nsfw #capdoesart #halsin #astarion #gale #oakbloodweave
Petal bath💞
#bg3 #halstarion #astarion #halsin
Lean into the discomfort you feel when learning about the systems you’re living in and the ugly reasons they work the way they do. Tap into the empathy that has been intentionally numbed by the powers that be
- so while I’m not saying it’s bad to write to Luigi or donate to his legal fund, consider either ADDITIONALLY or ALTERNATIVELY donating or writing to some other people in the same situation. There are a ton of orgs who provide frameworks for people to get involved.
My hot take is that while its great to see people learning they can write letters and provide support for Luigi, there are a ton of other incarcerated people (almost 2 million people per Sawyer & Wagner (2024) who aren’t famous and also deserve that same attention. 1/?
T4t Halstarion??
Anyone???
#halstarion #astarion #halsin #bg3 #queerbg3
jayvik - S2 Jayce continuing to travel the multiverse and find every Viktor
We love a man who-
Data from Star Trek in his Friar Tuck outfit complete with a tonsure haircut. He is holding an arrow that he pulled out of his chest.
I’m making an original Star Trek inspired outfit for the Ren Faire, but I wonder if I have time to make this fit.
Al poses with Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony
Just bumped into an old friend.
I read The Queen Of The Damned when I was 15 and absorbed Akasha and Armand haunt their respective boy toys to the point Daniel was on the floor snot nosed driven to madness begging Armand to leave him alone as a metaphor for AIDS and I turned out fine
Why did I immediately hear this as the nickel back look at this graph vine??!??
I accidentally got into the pc building sphere while trying to learn how to build my pc… can I just say I love the investigative journalism, right to repair, anti consumerism side of pc building YouTube. The hyper consumerist unquestionably brand loyal elitist gate keepy side can go suck my ass
#jayvik most normal thing to do after bringing your partner back to life
My refrigerator, with my Data art of various kinds on it.
He has infiltrated the fridge
One of the reasons Horror is such an important genre right now — besides the fact that reality is a horror show — is that it’s a genre where people still regularly manage to make original and interesting films and increasingly that’s just not true about filmmaking in general
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
Fellow Atomic shrimp fan spotted!
Vik! I just remembered, i found a little something earlier. -Mh? *Jayce pulls out a record.*
Well, partner— care for a dance?
If you wanna commission me next month I still have a couple commission slots open. Might also take a couple days off for my birthday.
Lemme know if you'd like to claim a slot ^^