Being friends with artists is so annoying, like what do you mean we can't watch this movie bc the guy you hate from improv camp has a walk-on?

How much water has been wasted giving Jeff Rosenbaum the chin he never had in those preposterous AI Rosenbaum Injury Law commercials?

Between the new season of the Traitors and planning my wedding, I will be unreachable for the foreseeable future. Thank you for understanding

When Joan Cusack plays the villain >>>>

For those of us Millenials who have gone from leading the cousin walk to hosting Thanksgiving, today is the day to clean your pipes and bongs.

a woman says i would like to see it ALT: a woman says i would like to see it

Me at 8am hearing about the Trump/Clinton BJ photo

ENDING A FILIBUSTER TO SAVE THE FILIBUSTER IS THE DUMBEST ASS SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!

I'm organizing a Trans Mission trip (we build DJ schools for underprivileged children in Salt Lake City, UT).

U.S. Supreme Court denies hearing in Kim Davis’s marriage equality challenge The announcement came Monday morning.

The announcement came Monday morning.

Some of y'all were never intimidated by the smart, hot Syrian art girly in HS and it shows.

Also why did the The Thing get buccal fat removal

Charlie day murder board meme superimposed over photograph of pregnancies at various stages in a petri dish. They all look like used tissue.

Five minutes into Fantastic 4 movie.

Fiancé: Why take a test? Why doesn't she just invisible her uterus and look to see if she's pregnant herself?

Me:

You have until the end of Betwanes Beek to stop pissin mt tf off.

As an Arab saying I'm occupying Lenni-Lenape land during land acknowledgement

Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore 2 has me feeling a lil 😏

The adult version of summer vacation is having the Big Brother live feeds on your second monitor at work.

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How those SSRI heat warnings sound to me, a person on SSRIs

Genuinely sad and insane that @marshablackburn, Jack Johnson & Sexton want to enshrine this into law instead of banning it. Deeply un-American.

Anyone else think the AlJazeera weather man has a threatening aura

I fucking love Garth Brooks

Whenever I accidentally type "yet" instead of "yes"

You might be important to me, but you'll never be a cup of tea in the afternoon important to me. Nwmsayn?

Having a really bad day emotionally and physically but I cling to the fact that David Suchet 🥸 was born on this day and for that there is joy in the world.

Really enjoying Survivor 34: Catholic Edition aka Conclave

Gen Z will never understand the thrill of setting your text tone to exactly the first HOOTIE HOOOOOOOOO of Pass That Dutch

It's so bizarre and delightful to watch Michael Gandolfini expecting to see his father and to instead get this Peter Lorre-like character. Truly the only reason to keep watching Daredevil. It's like biting into something expecting savory, but getting sweet, and you can't stop eating to figure it out

For the love of God someone get slavoj zizek an allergy pill

You found me!!!!

Great seeing famous giant abortion pill @thedookness.bsky.social on the skyline