Malal sounds familiar. Probably that and my memory being off. Forgot about the Horned rat and Hasphut tbh, them being very specific deities.

None of those sound familiar. I thought there was one who was essentially "top boss chaos undivided guy" or the fifth major power, the one the big 4 shoved out of the way, or who Slaanesh replaced, or something.

Both of those are euphamisms for manually pleasuring a lady.

Y'know - considering they started out as the guys who shot deserters in old school 40k IG, and might still be for all I know, between yer man, Caine and Gaunt there are sone pretty cool Commissars in 40k Lore.

This is the problem - lore has been rewritten and retconned so much, from the original Marines in RT daubing "kil kil kil" on their bolters to Primaris etc as an example, you can say almost anything and be right.
I do vaguely remember a 5th Chaos God, but not 7...

Got that bit. The second word i didn't.

I thought i had the answer but was apparently wrong, and can't fully parse either.

Fair. Agreed. Definite masc presentation.

GW have retconned 40k so many times there are probably contradictory sources everywhere in fairness.

OH GOD I'M THINKING ABOUT IT WHILE TRYING TO EAT. Goddammit Vince...

REPUBLICANS: "We are going to gerrymander the shit out of the next election!"

DEMOCRATS: "OK, so we will gerrymander back to level the playing field."

REPUBLICANS: "Whaaaaaa! Whaaaaaa! Not fair!!!!! You are beating us at our own game. So sneaky!"

As sung by Hanson. You're welcome.

Hi Guy.

True. Just checking on the use of "he" and whether they'd retconned it, plus a vague consideration to HOW you'd do it . Not going down THAT path.

My long held theory is that all Space Marines are essentially genderless, because the ability to reoroduce would be superfluous for supersoldier monks.

Headline of the Day.

Because not all AI is slop generation. Some of it has proper usages, but all that stuff gets buried in the sea of shitty, lazy "art" being pumped out.

(He says having done an online course yesterday that proudly boasted that the shitty assets used were AI. Yeah, I could tell. And it made me sick.)

Point of order: aren't Orks canonicly fungus, and therefore genderless?

These are all Taylor Swift quotes.

The thing that really offends me here that I, who knows nothing about swords beyond what DnD has taught me, looks at that blade and thinks "Is that not a slashing blade?"
Looks like it's designed to be swung, with that broad, curved shape.

I remember playing it on the neighbours BBC Micro... as we moved around when I was 10 I must have been 8 or 9?

I feel unBritish now. My home town has a little tesco by the station, and what I assume is a big tesco, but is it big enough or is it a normal tesco? It was a big tesco when i still lived there, but I am unsure if that still counts.

The Red Corsair minis are cool, but would have been far cooler as a pure renegade NON Chaos chapter of Marines. The 40k universe would benefit from breakaway humans, those who have tired of the Imperium, but not fallen to Chaos.

If you grew up in Britain at a certain point in time, "Play School", with Brian Cant, Floella Benjamin snd Derek Griffiths especially, were intrinsic to your earliest years.

This sounds like an excuse for the people drinking beers at 7am...

And the one who gets blamed for not saving his teamates from their screw ups, and is expected to be in all three main zones and everywhere else, all at once.

Yes, I play Jungle.

Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?

It's stomach rumbling.

A commander-lite set of 4 decks with only the simplest of stock keywords - flying, vigilance, first strike, Trample- and say 60 cards each, pared down rules, coukd be a fine start point if such a product existed. Absolutely bare bones.

Had a kid - around 10 years old i'd guess - making scenes in the LGS last week playing commander. Not sure of causes, and I suspect neurospiciness too, but it wasn't pleasant. His (i assume) Dad was playing too. Kid was clearly not ready for the environment.

For newbies i always say Jumpstart.

With Magiccon season looming, I would like to remind people of a fun and simple little house rule you can introduce to Commander games: Monarch in the middle.

Quite simply the first player to deal combat damage to another player becomes the Monarch.

That's it.