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Posts by 🌱 dora 🌱

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

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thank you paz!!! 💕💕💕

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🧡🧡🧡 thank you jules!!

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weh thank you jag!! i'm giving him lots of scritches

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a black cat sitting on a couch with partially shaved arms

a black cat sitting on a couch with partially shaved arms

today rasputin finally turned a corner and started acting like his old self/eating normally, after being hospitalized last weekend. i think he's just glad i'm no longer trying to cuddle him while crying and getting his fur wet.

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rasputin is barely eating and his meds make him act like a zombie but he does purr and come sit on my chest (and pass gas) so like. idk what to do

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the state of affairs is me sobbing while lying on my couch with my cat, as he snores and farts up a storm

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tobio on the other hand is running around like "am i FINALLY an only child like i've always wanted???" while i am actively in tears

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he is staying at the emergency vet for at least a day or two (prognosis is good, all things considered) and i'm struggling to be normal about it

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🧡🧡🧡

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💕💕💕

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yep....putin my son who absolutely can't shit properly 😭

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very very bad constipation :(

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i was supposed to have today off from work to relax from burnout and instead i'm at the vet in tears with my cat ama

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Crying into your steering wheel is the sign of a healthy society, actually.

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chat who do you think Nick Offerman is playing in the Elden Ring movie. if this is how you're finding out about both of those things congratulations on hearing your first funny thing of the day

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We didn't deserve this day.

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You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

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preemptive apologies to my therapist who is going to have her work cut out for her tomorrow

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every day i get emails circling back on the status update where is the thing im flagging bumping blahbhoahsjs like sorry jim i'm fantasizing about walking into traffic (mods this is satire)

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1000 year old kitti

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blithely found myself thinking today "maybe i should take up smoking" work is going great

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(not understanding how it works) for April Fools Day I'm going to kill you

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David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

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Simple watercolour painting of a black cat yelling about something clearly very important

Simple watercolour painting of a black cat yelling about something clearly very important

What's he saying?

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Exclusive | Jeremy O. Harris drunkenly called OpenAI’s Sam Altman a Nazi at the Vanity Fair Oscar party Sputtering spies at the uber exclusive bash told Page Six that Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.”

Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.”

But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”

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wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

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