Happy femboy day to those who observe

this is true but also the entire economy will explode anyway

every rando I see is "lol this is PR" while every security professional I know is withdrawing their money from banks and burying gold in their back yard while prepping bug out bags

was frantically trying to get this paper ready to submit today and the submission system crashed so now the deadline has been extended to "1 day after whenever the system comes back online" 🙃

“the developers, who made this project, know it intimately, and have taken on the responsibility of maintaining it, don’t owe you anything! But YOU (the end user) owe US some improvements for daring to engage with it and levy criticisms against it”
THIS IS WHY IT WILL NEVER BE THE YEAR OF LINUX

I can't stop thinking about all the scifi novels I read growing up that would question if using a particular technology or augmentation would result in someone "losing their humanity". Now I live in a world where I am dehumanized by humans who never had any humanity to lose in the first place.

if gencon is so good why don't we have awaitcon

Every invasion of privacy by the govt and tech will be done in the name of "protecting children" and will be carried out by people who regularly harm them without remorse

an entire section of a virtual store that contains only toilet paper and is the fanciest part of the entire store.

millennials that survived covid finally finding the hallowed toilet paper aisle

Easter frostii

Claude Code Found a Linux Vulnerability Hidden for 23 Years Claude Code has gotten extremely good at finding security vulnerabilities, and this is only the beginning.

I am extremely alarmed that we have jumped straight to "AIs are superhuman at finding bugs" because this means we are in the timeline where AIs can break things faster than anyone can fix them. mtlynch.io/claude-code-...

Various doodles of an unnamed wolpertinger OC. Wolpertingers are fanged bunnies with deer antlers and bird wings, from German folklore

what if more wolpertinger....
bnuy.... 🐇🐇🐇

today is a GREAT day to be a bunny

I'll hide this riiiiiiight here!

Happy bunny day y'all!!

hoppy easter :3 bunny drop 🌼🐰🥚

*cooks a scout cannon right next to him*

you thought you were just talking about a silly idea BUT ACTUALLY software devs have been trying to do this for years!!!

This Easter you have to kiss all your friends with bunny fursonas.

It's true.

Unnamed concept of a wolpertinger character - a bunny with deer antlers, pheasant wings, and fangs, from Bavarian folklore

chat how do we feel about mythological bnuy
a wolpertinger.... 🐇🐇🐇

You could certainly try, you would end up with something similar to AssemblyScript but with inferred types, and error if it couldn't infer the type... which would be almost immediately, sadly. The problem with just running the code is that there's no way to ensure you've explored all codepaths.

I wish I could work faster but the fact that I've avoided burnout for decades is probably a testament to how well I know my limits.

Node.js and react-native already get as close as you realistically can to contorting javascript into a "native" esque UI, and it still doesn't work very well, and they still have to ship an entire web browser runtime anyway.

Unfortunately it is VERY hard to "compile" javascript because it has runtime type information that cannot be deduced at compile time. Typescript gets as close as it can, but it still has a fallback "any" type when javascript is doing weird stuff, which it does an alarming amount of the time.

My pixel shader was crashing my program, so I went through the code and fixed a bug. Now it crashes my entire GPU and Windows has to reboot the graphics driver.

I added that to my site and vouched for you =:3

erikmcclure.com/human.json

I bought the literal smallest fucking phone I could find that still had the features I needed and I only had about 4 phones to choose from and they're still bigger than I want.

ROCKET WENT UPPIES!!!!!!!

airport employees should be paid six figures

after 20 years of software development I think I finally found a situation where I actually need to encode something using reverse polish notation

trying this plyr.fm thingy since it's apparently built on top of ATProto: plyr.fm/track/846