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He's levitating.

If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.

This is gonna be the 2nd time this year I'm rooting for Crosby. I don't like it.

Useless fuckers.

Shoes that won't stay tied. Microwaves with shifting cold spots. Always reaching for a fresh Gatorade just after they are restocked so they are still warm.

If there is one thing I can count on, it's not relying on Carolina to do anything but piss me off.

Wild that the 3 teams fighting for the last spot in the Eastern Conference would be 1, 2, 3 in the Pacific Division. Maybe that division should just be left out of the playoffs entirely. 😐

a man wearing a black shirt with a dog on it says lucky me Alt: David Rose unenthusiastically declares "Luck Me."

In other news, I have realized that if the Caps somehow do the unlikely and make the playoffs, that means a 1st round match up with the Pens.

Man, I do love what a pain in the ass Ryan Leonard can be. 😄

This is an entirely different hockey game, right? Teams spiked the gatorade with caffeine at intermission?

a little girl is laying on an office chair Alt: a little girl sprawling face down across an office chair, spinning lazily... bored

As hockey games go, this surely is one.

Wondering if the astronauts stood up and started getting their stuff as soon as they had splashdown. No one likes that wait to reach the gate.

The sighs of relief for voice contact, parachutes, and splashdown.

That was so cool.

More of this please.

a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the words `` c mon , do something ... '' Alt: a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the words `` c mon , do something ... ''

Called all 3 VA Reps. Got to leave a message for Kaine for the first time ever and had an option to talk to a person. I did get an actual person by default w/ Walkinshaw's office. I was polite yet alarmed, but it mostly felt like this...

That was supposed to be "looming" but whatever, autocorrect. You know best. 🙄

I really enjoy the image of Lil Pro looking over Big Pro.

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

They can make water taste like summer berries. Cant they make medicine taste at least like nothing?

Can't recommend the lemon drops more highly for the times when you have to chug. It's minimal addition to your system and anything that helps dilute the flavor....

Sympathy to you both. If you can get the pill version of the prep, it can be so much better. If not, my tip: have lots of lemon candies on hand to suck on.

a man with curly hair and a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on the table . Alt: T.J. Miller is sitting at a table with his hand on the table .

Every time I hear J.T. Miller, I picture this asshole.

a man in a suit and tie says yaaay Alt: Michael Che gives a sarcastic "yay."

I feel like every day I'm rooting for the Hurricanes just so the Caps could have the joy of facing them in the first round.

Correction accepted.

Leonard and Hutson can just keep doing that for the next 10 years or so, thank you.

For us, darth. It's fun for us that you're back.

Just reposting because Molly says it best.

Trans rights are human rights.

Who the heck are these guys? Amazing.

This is the same reason I would bring 5-6 books on the plane. Before Kindles.

You know, that Wiemer guy does kind of resemble Redford.....

a dog is sitting on a couch with its eyes closed and a person standing behind it . Alt: An exhausted yellow lab slowly falls asleep on a sofa

Can't believe those idiots pulled off that win. Stupid team.