For about 1 hour on Monday I was thinking we should just be Vladimir and Estragon, maybe just do Godot straight as the interstitials, but we’ll miss out on other stuff we want to do

Les Rudi Llata Circus ( Clowns ) Télé-Luxembourg -1957 YouTube video by Jean Marie Terrasse

I’m still hoping we can pull of our version of this youtu.be/jRwcmPm_C6M?...

Ikr. And Culkin, Burr and Odenkirk doing Glengarry atm, it’s nearly tempting to go

Might be just me and you then

I really want to perform, but don’t want to do any of the multivariate and constituent tasks that happen before that

The amazing thing about London is all the new types of annoying people that you overhear talking

Do I not understand what a First Person Perspective is?

Plate of food with perfectly cooked carrots, green beans, roast potatoes, chicken and gravy

Wet brining went well

A black, but greying, dog on a bed

A black, but greying, dog on a bed

Awful annoying

We’re brining two chickens tonight baby

Managed to cure a wart with the healing power of Rubbing A Potato on it. Irish Folk Catholicism continuing to be the solution to, and cause of, all my problems

Really dropping a lot of balls at the minute, which is great for a clown, not so great for a producer, deviser, corporate stooge during the day and human being 🥳

Don’t be like me, who is to tired to go to leicester this weekend, and didn’t even know weirdos weekend existed for most of his time living in the midlands. Be smart

This place doesn’t really have the juice does it?

This lineup does tho

Finally convinced Georgie to watch First Reformed, staving off another watching of The VVitch

Just seen it’s for a gig, so if it’s later in the evening anywhere between Hornsey High Street and ally pally you should get somewhere - permit parking is 10-2pm

Hawthorne Road, and the few streets around, are the closest non-permit area

‘And family member’

Unfortunately, yes :(

I’ve come up with a bit I like so much, that’s so clear and fully formed in my mind, I assume I’ve nicked it from someone

The Wormhole has been opened for 2025, and I got very gooey

Picture of a trout on a white background

As a man from a trout fishing village: 🥵

Woke up. Thought I was dying. Turns out there was a jelly baby stuck to me

A clown (as indicated by his red nose), with wet matted hair and a slimey face takes something slimey from his pocket

A slimy clown (as indicated by his red nose), with wet matted hair pulls on a white rope which extends into the audience

You can just do things

I made it!

Clown Service | TrinitySaintsUnited Trinity Saints hosts the annual Clowns Service, a service that celebrates joy, laughter and creativity.

www.trinitysaintsunited.co.uk/clown-service
Trying to get to this 🤞

A man with 3 cats on him. An eldery tabby cat and two ginger kittens

Two kittens sleeping around a man’s arm

I don’t really like cats

For clarity, this is correcting my typo in the previous tweet. Brian Blessed IS alive

Brian Blessed is dead*

Yet you are reticent to comment on whether or not is Brian Blessed dead, curious