Pa. court recognizes ‘reproductive autonomy’ as a right, strikes down ban on public funding for abortion In a 4-3 ruling, the Commonwealth Court found that abortion access is a fundamental right guaranteed by the Pennsylvania Constitution.

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My Dad wouldn’t stop harassing me until I let him anchor a bookshelf to the wall. I think he’s on Team Safety First

protest sign that says "IF ONLY CHILDREN WERE PROTECTED LIKE THE," followed by the words "EPSTEIN FILES" written in much large text

#protestsigns

at least it’s birds and not rocks. Trust me

But I didn’t let the duck inside. I let the goose inside

“You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people did before you." -Lisa Simpson

Wait, who’s Edwina??

I love Ralphie, he’s so concise in his use of words, and seemingly unburdened of shame and judgement

“My cats’ breath smells like cat food” - Ralphie Wiggum

“Excellent” ~ Mr. Burns, and George Carlin, in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure as seen on the Simpsons.

The correct answer is that’s impossible 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s just so many

He confessed? Pics or it didn’t happen. I know I didn’t hear it, I’d remember that

And decades ago the governors/ministers of the states and provinces around the Great Lakes made a coalition to protect the water from resource theft by the desert-based food production industry

If old people need to do a second driving test to continue driving in old age there definitely needs to be some better controls on having someone completely senile continue to be allowed to run a country.

Guards Beat Up Immigrants Detained at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ After They Complained About Losing Phone Access, Lawyer Claims An attorney for an immigrants’ rights firm representing detainees at Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz detention center alleged in a court filing that inmates reported that guards severely beat detainees, ...

Shoutout to @people.com, which covered horrific abuses at the Everglades camp that the administration refers to as "Alligator Alcatraz," citing several folks (including me) who call it a concentration camp.

begging the question of “the correct way” to “take” the third very credible report of animal mutilation by one very protected man
Anyone else and the gig is up

*bows* thank you

GOOD

This is what happens when politicians want to be celebrities.

That’s the goo on the bottom of the rubbery garbage disposal drain insert, obviously.

let your cabbie know I wonder about the same thing. The racism and sexism is going real STRONG here in the US. A Black lady cop didn’t have a chance with cheating elmo

Odd, I got the message loud & clear. I’m still avoiding magas at all costs

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Based on the eye crinkles and hairline, I’d say late 20’s at the youngest, def very cute. My Mom had that same little tooth gap so I find it endearing

Sorry, but “his mass was always packed” desperately needs to be a meme, at the very least a euphemism for something sexy

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Honestly this should probably happen more often

“The Fletcher Memorial Home For Incurable Tyrants & Kings” is on hold, awaiting word on their newest resident

This is a GenX thing.
Every 80’s teen movie has at least one pouring-down-drenching-rain scene.
If I were ambitious, or cared more there would be meme [photos?] depicting each member of the Brat Pack in their inaugural drenched-in -rain film debute promo stills <here> but i’m tired

harsh, but fair

The Revenge Plot Inside the battle at the Justice Department to get Trump what he wants.

WSJ has a useful profile of Robert Keenan, the AUSA doing Harmeet Dhillon's dirty work (after having previously done Bill Essayli's).

nymag.com/intelligence...

It’s gobsmacking - and truly disappointing— to me that reporters don’t stick up for each other in these Trump news conferences

All of this because we didn’t throw Trump in prison for trying to overthrow an election.