I don’t care if you’re right if you’re annoying looking I hate whatever you say in your song

back in my day we got our BrainRot from the amoebas in the lake

I don’t gaf if I replied 4 hours later you have <5 mins to reply or I’m getting sad

Train hum is harmonising with the album version of On A Good Day

evil people can wear dungarees

like what research could you possibly be doing

caught my boyfriend scrolling r/gay

So it’s ok for a vaper to vape in my face but i can’t compliment their choice of flavour????

They’re going to Milton Keynes

Damn dog wants to play but I only gave him Strokes he’s like Is this it??

the first person to drink lemonade must’ve been like nice !

Love making old people laugh

YOUCANLOVEEE AGAIN
IFYOUTRYYY AGAIN

music is so fucking stupid I spend so long on stupid lyrics then Will Toledo rhymes ‘again’ with ‘again’ and that shit hits me in my SOUL the scholars is perfect

when you come back I’ll still be here

When I come back you’ll still be here

I fear you may have the pinnacle of taste

what about rock fivemations you fucking idiot???

best drawing of a dog I’ve ever seen

Someone has to die and it’s either me or Them

Have you ever made fan art for Between Two Fires?

‘when I’m out of the dark, I’m gonna stay with you’

This was lowkey gay as fuck

Motion pictures be like what if the doll was evil

Teacher: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Class "Genius": Ahhh - I can't calculate - Does... Not.. Compute 🥴🤯

Me, the prodigy janitor: (smiling wisely) Yes - and No ,

Why did they call it bacon fat and not oinkment omg I'm so sorry

Need ‘*celebrity* stuns in new photo’ but it’s them tasering a fan

tf you mean entering