I was kidding, obviously

CUE THE COMEBACK

you're welcome

here's how we can still reverse the curse of brandon little

(What's the Story) Morning Glory?

If you're a Habs fan this Jays opening ceremony is nothing, truly.

Hey no this is masochistic

Still giggle through all of the Yankees/Jays ALDS

sad white cat looking into camera with sad eyes

the clip of vladdy and bo walking

anyway it's baseball time
(i totally didn't forget about this account)

Real haters aren’t surprised by Cal Raleigh being a boring cop

Did I do the stupidest thing ever? Yes.
Did I think anything would come of it? No.
Did I get accepted? Yes.

are they filming the WBC on a fisher price camcorder

As an elder millennial who has been through so many of these now I am ready for my end. it's okay. I am going to have a glass of wine and maybe a pregabalin who knows, night is young.

how did ovechkin still manage to get a 3rd star

whole 180 but if I have to see that Degree ad with the person singing 'balls, underboob and butt...' one more time........

re, LRT:
What....do people expect? That when you kill one leader that they're like 'oh shit we didn't think THIS one through' and they're just......leaderless? What fucking timeline are we living in?

I wonder if a hard-line successor will assume power and further destabilize the region just like every other time this has happened

hey @xbox.com i really like you and all but the mobile test message from your app that i've gotten 40 times is starting to annoy me just a little

Several mobile test messages from Xbox that read “this is a dummy message sent via braze, please capture a screenshot once you receive it. This should take you to the recently added gallery.”

Uh, should I be worried

to add insult to injury i have to listen to the Boston team for this Jays game?

I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost

Giving these grown hockey men a plushie after losing a gold medal game is equal parts hilarious and horrifying

Jesus

"Quelle belle arrete Binnington!"
Was it, Pierre? Was it?

Nick Suzuki OT winner ibelieve.mp3

I am going to throw up

Sam Bennett I will find you in every fucking lifetime (threat)

oh you gotta be kidding me

I can't and won't like Tom Wilson you can't make me but he's had a great game