(If he's avoiding ban just to report people... that's the most disgusting waste of oxygen anyone can be)
Posts by BUG & BEAUTY
@andorusdreemurr.bsky.social
(REPORT THIS FUCKER! He followed me and instantly reports me for fucking nothing, and then has the audacity to dm me "have fun making a new account"...
FUCK YOU)
(What in the actual fuck?)
✨️"I'm baaaaack♡ and look who I saw on my vaycay, my dearest BFF and fuck buddy, Sinnoh's very own champion Cynthia!"
(Update on the HOA fiasco: I have good news and great news, the good news is the asshole decided moving was better than court, the great news is no more HOA!)
(Nice)
Hannah slams against your crotch, taking both cocks into her pussy, between the aphrodisiac lube, attract, the slippery, warm, and tight bug cunt... you immediately lose control and cum
🪳"remember to hol.... you just came didn't you?"
Hannah locks her eyes with yours and gives you the cutest smile you've ever seen, Hannah used attract, and it's super effective... your willpower to resist disappears as you fall madly in love with her
🪳"you'll give mommy everything she wants, right sweetie~"
The longer Hannah takes to decide, the more your cocks burn with need, you notice one of the lube bottles she used on you reads 'aphrodisiac' and it dawns on you... she's purposefully stalling so the lube has time to kick in, making it impossible not to immediately cum when she finally decides
Hannah climbs on top of you and hovers above your twin dicks, debating on how to take you
🪳"hmmm, front, back, both? So many options"
Hannah proceeds to empty several bottles of lube to oil herself up, she then empties more on your cocks... slowly massaging it into your skin until they're nice and slick
🪳"if you so much as leak without my permission, you'll be locked down here forever, understand?"
Hannah locks a ballgag in your mouth before turning her attention to your throbbing pillars
🪳"no more talking, just enjoy~"
The first thing you notice is your hands in mittens and your arms, legs, and tails bound tou the bed
The second thing you notice is the desperate need to cum... and an additional weight between your legs, you quickly realize you have a second dick and bigger, fuller, balls
Your entire crotch burns with intense pleasure until you spontaneously cum all over the floor... after that you pass out
🪳"probably should've warned him... he'll be fine"
Hannah picks you up again and carries you to the elevator before going to the real destination
Hannah returns holding a vial with pink liquid, a little upset you didn't stay in the elevator
🪳"I told you to stay put, anyway you're going to drink this"
Hannah proceeds to carry you to the penthouse floor before setting you down in the elevator
🪳"wait here, I need to grab something first"
Hannah walks down the hall and into Lusamine's room, her fat ass wobbling with each clack of her heels
🪳"relax Lillie dear, your mother gave me clear instructions to keep you safe and happy"
Hannah leans in close and whispers softly only you may hear
🪳"play along and your mom won't have to know about what you and your brother get up to when she's gone"
🪳"who said anything about intimidation? I'm just making sure you understand the situation..."
Hannah pulls you into a deep kiss before carrying you to another part of the foundation
🪳"see, YOU'RE not fucking me, I'M riding you... the difference is about who's in charge"
The second your lips touch her skin, Hannah instantly slams you against the wall with her bare hands
🪳"let me make it clear, you're not getting paid, you're not fucking me, and now you're not walking out of here until I say otherwise, understood fox?"
Hannah looks closer at her own ball before comparing it to a standard model without the logo
🪳"huh, that's strange... because my ball is a prototype upgrade we never ended up using, the beast ball itself was in use before then"
🪳"by any chance was it the 'indestructible' breeding mount with milking function?"
Hannah pulls up a screen showing your very invention broken beyond all repair
🪳"it couldn't even handle 2 minutes with a rapidash, policy states we are not financially compelled to reimburse failed tech"
🪳"that depends on what she owes you, tell me little fox..."
Hannah towers over you at such a height you're actively looking up at her pussy
🪳"what do you desire~"
🪳"Im back bitches~ Lucy's on vacation so I'm in charge of the aether foundation for now"
(I'm getting my lawyer ready and talking with the neighbors about a petition to remove the HOA, I've had enough bullshit)
(It started as a neighborhood watch, then shifted into an HOA around mid February)
(You know the crazy part? He doesn't seem to have any problem when i park with the front windshield facing the house... but if it's facing the road, like it's supposed to, he throws a tantrum... coincidentally there's a Pan flag sticker in the corner of the front windshield, strange isn't it)
(I've lived here for the past 3 years, they showed up last Christmas)
(Nope, the house two doors over literally has a broken truck that's been sitting there for at least a month and a half, the presidents own neighbor has a neon green porche, yet I'm the one who has to move)
(For context I drive a Subaru outback)
(The HOA president stopped by and threatened to tow my car if it's not moved by Monday, because it's "an eyesore" and "brings down the property value"
MOTHER FUCKER YOU HAVE A CYBERTRUCK IN YOUR DRIVEWAY!!!!)