An array of Kung Fu books in a charity shop window

my enemies will cower before me

for the low low price of Some Money, you can now keep me on retainer

I have no services to offer but any time you want to say "I've got a guy", that's me

just heard the Minions are working for palantir. sad to hear. always knew there was something malicious in Bob

maybe it's the ol' mental health talking or perhaps it's the 3am but I reckon taking a week away from everything to walk the entire coastline of the isle of wight would sort me out

Yeah I googled it afterwards and now I have 2 different apps on my phone that do it. They even let you tap the times to start a timer and you can adjust measurements for fractions and multiples. Very handy!

(I'm using Umami now)

ketamine for patriots (regular ketamine but wrapped in a little union jack and 3 times the price)

I watched this 3 times (not entirely willingly) when it dropped, how had it fallen out of my brain entirely until now!?

I think they played all of them actually

off to see some jazz, excited for the notes they won't play

Excited for the release date.

I have questions for MrBeast.

drag king called Bill Payers-Permission

English rappers write shit like
"Call me egg mayo cause I need Cress-
-ida Dick to face justice for what she did"

Scene from the godfather where the guy wakes up next to his prize horse's severed head

Ah, just another day in paradise waking up next to my beautiful horse

I'm going to moob myself in the head and it's all your fault

A while back I watched a youtube video where a guy was climbing mountains in czechia. At one point he reaches a peak, sits down and pulls a Tesco meal deal out of his backpack

DIVORCE ATTORNEY Live at The George Tavern YouTube video by Lou Smith

The 2ds gig videographer has been old hat ever since the 2ds piano app solo burst onto the scene
youtu.be/w91hn08W_GE?...

now what if instead of specialising and honing my chosen craft, I just learned the basic functionality of 60 different softwares

Wait no this is actually a genuinely good idea if not done in a shitty way

Recipe app that just grabs them off recipe websites and puts them in a standardised format

that guy owes me a fiver

Psycho Shimmy I am Funkle. I make the sounds. There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Happy Friday everyone. Have a shimmy in the sunshine. You've earned it babes x

Eid Mubarak, friends. May the world be unrecognisable by the next one

Jellied worms - market as snack size eels

Potential for expansion into the snack unagi market

remember when they renamed the whole damn corporation for this

Any old metal

Business Ideas I'm too Ethical For #1

Pez dispenser for zyns

I have one simple suggestion that could really shake things up