Highly recommend being asked by the kids to listen to some shit like Cotton Eyed Joe and then letting the algo serve up the most unhinged driving playlist ever.

I just opened this up and laughed out loud.

And now I'm sad.

Fun fact you can do everything you want with just HTML tables and people liked that version of the Internet a lot better

When scrolling reels on the train home for long enough, I start to see reels I’ve seen before.

I get double vision. Like I’m drunk.

Drunk on poisonous, delicious, dangerous mind rot.

As someone with a design & development background I have some opinions on the use of white space in the Probation Officer adverts used in the Kings Cross takeover [1/1000]

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.”
― Frank Herbert, Dune

Listening to Kpop demon hunters and tearing up at “What it Sounds Like” brb ask me anything etc

Happy Black Friday / Inbox Zero Day to all who celebrate

Loving the airpod 3 pro to the max-es, but still getting freaked out when I’m watching something on my phone and it just feels like my phone is on loud 😵‍💫

Is this where we can/are moaning about ios 26.1? Cos i don’t like how it looks 🫣

Almost welling up at the end of GTA5 story mode (option C) when Franklin tells Lamar he loves him like family.

Popping a dried mango piece like a sad bit of snus

Roffle

I'm in Vibe Coding Hell When I started thinking about the problems with coding education in 2019, “tutorial hell” was enemy number one. You’d know you were living in it if you:

Great article: blog.boot.dev/education/vi...

h/t @tedgoas.bsky.social

many, many tabs open all with the globe signifying that i am trying to get something to work on the web...

<Limp Bizkit Style> It's just one of those days:

Subject line: no tricks just treats

A classic of the genre

I will have to go to the Big Shop and have a look at them and see, maybe the shit blue is really nice IRL, but i’m not impressed.

I don’t know how to do threads through incompetence, not anger at the aesthetic choices btw

Me just have iphoens. Me want new iphone. Me want every year: “best iPhone yet etc” yes, yes. Me simple man. Me pre-sold already.

*goes to buy*

You can have steal-me clown orange, some shit blue or sparkling silver like old fashioned idea of what sci-fi is.

This might be the next step of my sluggish, terrible red pilling. De-apple-ing. Getting some awful grubby plastic HTC thing for 10p and realising it’s just as capable.

Finish - pick your favourite. 3 options. All poor.

3 colour-ways. 3. No space grey. No black. No bueno.

Yeah i mean sure, i’ll PLAY Silksong, but only compulsively, i wont actually LIKE it.

You're absolutely right! I apologize for the error in my analysis.

When you are a robot brain and you make an error in your analysis:

I’ve resisted calling my hunk o junk PC “millenial falco” or anything like that - gone with plain ol’ THE WOLFENSTEINER so that it suffers no crisis in confidence from its ~100th owner (me)

Standard crap of taking half a day to connect to the internet on day 1 and dialogue boxes that look like literal scam - but you know what?
*kicks massive hulking box*
This motherfucker WORKS.

Voluntarily red-pilling and de-smooth braining myself by buying a heap of junk PC for a few bucks to replace my fully loaded iMac Pro that died, and it's been... fun so far.

I get reverse PTSD whenever i play Chief Keef, Sosa. I used to play it whenever I got paid as a freelancer - it was dope - still get a bump playing it now

Just sent a co-worker this, and now I can give myself permission to die. (I keep all my references to 10+ years ago to keep myself forever young)