Oh, I know. I know.

America is Hungary for democracy.

That’sreallynotagoodreasontoasksomeonetoleavelikewhatiftheyreabouttosaysomethingimportantorwarnyouaboutanimpendingdisasterimeanitcouldbeamythingbythewaydoyouhaveanymoresugarformycoffeethanks

I was unfamiliar with Mr. Allen. Thanks for the warning.

Bendover Blanche has a real Terry Jones vibe, but unfunny.

I’m waiting for Tony Newman and Doug Phillips to show up and set things right.

Praying at my altar to the patron of chocolate, St. Imogene Coca.

That’s an insult to jizz.

Netflix just keeps whipping out and playing with its dicks.

The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree

Time for go to bed

And Angel of the Morning. And some beautiful duets with Carrie Rodriguez. And Jon Voight’s brother. RIP Mr. Taylor.

No Kings! More Kinks!

Comer is the sole reason they invented the word “lickspittle”

It’s Andy’s world and welcome to it.

Nice oxalis! Happy St. Patrick’s day!

Respect the Stinky

Can I get a bomber flight to O’Hare?

Nothing will change until these political lackeys are led away in handcuffs and taken to their cell.

Hope you didn’t deface it. The Kokomo Gulag is no place for a professional comedian.

No, thanks. That’s someone else’s problem.

Armageddon a little worried.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Wanna copy of my book Operation Epic Furry?

Don’t know where this joker got his ideas about health and masculinity, but I wish he’d put them back and adopt the life of a reclusive weirdo. I think it’d be an easy transition.

Two guys who share a tenuous relationship with intelligence, artificial or otherwise.

That’s comedy?

Am I the only one with a pack of Marlboros in my T-shirt sleeve?

NEWS: CBS blocked Stephen Colbert from airing an interview with Texas State Rep. James Talarico and ordered him not to mention the cancellation over fear of FCC chair Brendan Carr.

Colbert went on air and revealed it anyway.

“He was supposed to be here, but… 1/