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imagine Nardwar in the Criterion Closet

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IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!

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2 32 gb sticks of ddr5 ram are $1000, an AR-15 is $600

2 32 gb sticks of ddr5 ram are $1000, an AR-15 is $600

Do you want a Butlerian Jihad because this is how you get a Butlerian Jihad

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climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it

tweet by @PerthshireMags climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it

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If you think covid fucked up a generation, wait until you see the long tail of psychic damage from years of “the masked secret police could come to your town and randomly kill you and blame you for it, no one is telling them not to”

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“Do violent video games make you violent” as a moral panic was such a shame because it elided the position of violence in the narrative, which DOES have real implications. Playing DOOM does not make you violent, but playing COD does propagandize you into supporting the American imperial project

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Motoko Kusanagi on the subject of vertical video and tiktok:

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screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted

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I think it’s important for all the non Americans out there to know that Americans also hate America

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5 Calls Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

If you're an American (like me) and rightfully enraged by our fascist sex pest government (like me), and want to tell your reps exactly how their constituents feel, I cannot recommend 5 Calls enough. It gives you pre-written scripts you can reference if you struggle with calling your congresspeople!

3 months ago 11 7 1 0
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in the pit

in the pit

This entire weekend

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on the Death Stranding logo if you look at just the letters that are dripping down it says EAT STANDING

on the Death Stranding logo if you look at just the letters that are dripping down it says EAT STANDING

we're all familiar with UR MR GAY but I never see anyone talk about EAT STANDING

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thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication

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I just hope the No Kings protests are channeled into actual power-building organizing. if it isn't, then it will be a historic demonstration that did.....? something? it got Trump to say "I'm not a king actually soooo"

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How do I explain this meme to corporate?

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yeah i think this is pretty much what richard garfield intended

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my condolences

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Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday

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AI overview: "Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme, often used when talking about shoes, meaning that two feet are neatly fitted ("in the pink") while one is not properly on and therefore "in the stink" - essentially, a little bit messy or uncomfortable. 

Key points about this phrase:

Childish origin: It's considered a somewhat childish rhyme, often used when helping young children put on their shoes.

Rhyming playfulness: The key is the playful rhyme between "pink" and "stink".

Interpretation: "Two in the pink" signifies that two feet are properly laced and comfortable, while "one in the stink" means one shoe is not on correctly and might be causing discomfort. 

AI overview: "Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme, often used when talking about shoes, meaning that two feet are neatly fitted ("in the pink") while one is not properly on and therefore "in the stink" - essentially, a little bit messy or uncomfortable.  Key points about this phrase: Childish origin: It's considered a somewhat childish rhyme, often used when helping young children put on their shoes. Rhyming playfulness: The key is the playful rhyme between "pink" and "stink". Interpretation: "Two in the pink" signifies that two feet are properly laced and comfortable, while "one in the stink" means one shoe is not on correctly and might be causing discomfort. 

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It’s important to not confuse Mega Man with MAGA men.

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I love when I can see the work in a piece of art. Practical effects in film, brush strokes on canvas, strange sounds in music, "impossible" visuals in games. It puts me in conversation with the artist. That's why - ethics aside - art created with AI is just so disappointing. There's no work to see.

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There was going to be a Spice Girls anime, but they cancelled it. We were fucking ROBBED.

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One of my friends likes to manually modify the utm links on discord

link still works xD

Can you imagine being the webdev having to report the results to your manager all like, "yeah we have a strange amount of people referring from dildos and super dongs?" 🤣

9 months ago 146 46 2 1

America blows and it always had

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Welcome back #DanDaDan (oldie but I still like it)

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Three DOOM enemies drawn to look like Garfields: a floating cacodemon, the walking demon, and a fat demon with gun arms.

Three DOOM enemies drawn to look like Garfields: a floating cacodemon, the walking demon, and a fat demon with gun arms.

Garfield DOOM demons (11/2021)

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Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

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