When #translate goes #wrong. JP to GB is a tough task.

I worked (very successfully) in the #Industry but I will return to #Academia because I am a Fool #Professor! I have so much #Wisdom to share with the Public and the Government!

Once a ProVC called me proudly an AssProf, meaning Assistant not the other one... Did she ever knew I am now a #Fool #professor? I am #full!

I am a #Fool #Professor but I was not asked to do an #inaugural lecture. Is this an indication I am not a #Full #Fool #prof?

#universities in a few years will #advertise which one has the best #AI tutor; no one will care who has the best #fool #professor

As a #fool professor, I always prioritize posting #bs on LinkedIn, echoing the fact that I live in my own world.

If you don't have a #family member supporting you on #writing #papers you are NOT a #full #fool #professor

You can pretend to be a #leader but you cannot pretend to be a #fool #professor. This, you earn it!

It's #true. #Universities today only cultivate #leaders.

The #world is #full of #founders and #leaders, or those who pretend to be; but it's too difficult to become a #fool #professor.

I am #ecstatic to announce that I am on a #journey to be #thrilled all the time, cause I am a #leader and a Fool #Prof

#life is too #good because I am now a #fool #professor

Dear #Dr s, please do not promote yourselves as Professors. Only if you are a Fool #professor you can do this. This is why I am using the title on #LinkedIn. As a matter of fact I should change it as well; instead of Prof Blah Blah, it should be Fool Prof Blah Blah.

I am now Fool, so should I feel Full?

I started as an Assistant, then an Associate, and now, it is finally over. Now I am a Fool Professor!