The way I will so aggressively be like

A lot of loser energy filling out these hideous jerseys

This is the energy the Flyers have in this series against the Pens and I love it

Oh my god this is so perfect

They’re gonna do it lmao

Because they intentionally stopped pressing

This is what turtling looks like, fam

Tipp please I beg you

The turtling makes me want to die

Yeah that tracks dunnit

EAT SHIT REFS

porty marrrrts

Very cool that I have to watch this on ESPN because the NBC Sports app on my TV has decided to not work and now I have to suffer this game without the dulcet tones of JJ and Boosh calling the game

What do you guys think Porty Marts has for breakfast

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

You make a great point

How is Crosby still such a bitch lmao bro you’re 40

Oh fuck yeah people are about to find out how fun they are

GOOD MORNING @THEFLYERS

A explained it to me in a way that made perfect sense and I can’t remember how she explained it and it is VEXING ME

Been talking about the Monty Hall problem for an hour and missing @hockeyviz.com’s living room as a result

Anyone else freaking tf out

See my problem is that I look at every pair of summer pants I have and when I think “what shirt goes with this?” the answer is always “white tee shirt”

Many people have been shouting “Flyers in 6” on various podcasts that their friends let them be on for some reason

We will assemble here for roll call yes

Need Bluesky to get it tf together we have PLAYOFFS to post through over here

Screen shot of Bluesky with a red “forbidden” banner at the top

FORBIDDEN

It’s just regular rice crispy treats but I put a glob of peanut butter and a scoop or so of unflavored protein powder in with the melty marshmallows! That makes it a health food imo

I am doing a 5k Saturday and literally the only good thing about that is I have an excuse to make the worlds best pre-race snack:

protein rice crispy treats

They have awoken the monster