I want MBJ to hug me. He puts his nose right in your neck. I love a good intimate, loving hug.

I need the USPS to deliver my package tuh-day...! It's been a month!

I am so proud of how much better of a steward I am over my money. I pay my tithes and its been a long time since I wasn't "able" to pay a bill. I check my accounts like, "Did I put that money up for...oh yeah, there it is." It's a good feeling being responsible.

I need my sister to take my daughter home after this family dinner. Momma needs to make a stop.

At least let the captions change position when they put the graphics/ info at the bottom of the screen.

Wait... which NYE, 19__? Nvm.

At midnight, why my son say, "Where's the liquor? We know you got some!"

Season it again after you add water to your roux, but watch the salt content. Taste as you go.

On immediate glance, I thought this was about Stevie Wonder and I said, "Ooh, they got the wrong glasses on him! 😳". Don't mind me, I'm going to the corner.

So Bae is an identical twin and they came over to be with my family for Christmas. I didnt tell the fam so when Bro walked in with a half-knowing hello, they thought Bae was acting funny...until Bae walked in behind Bro. Hilarity ensued! 😂

They've both been invited for New Year's festivities.

Update: went to exchange 1 of the perfumes and found out the bigger bottle of the new one I wanted was on sale online. They're gonna ship it to me. She thought she was gon return funds to the purchasers card. Aht aht... gimme that store credit towards a brand new coat.

Disappointed because the Indian food I was craving was sub par and tasted like some sub par spaghetti sauce.

No slight to Glen Close but Niecy and Sarah (mostly Sarah) hold the show. The writing is terrible which is why the fashion hits SO hard.

I was gon suggest seeing a movie for date night tonight. Avatar is 3hrs long? Why would we pay to go take a nap in public? Bowling it is.

More than white people.

I agree. I try to keep both in my purse, but having mints will trump gum every time.

My son and boyfriend both bought me the same perfume for Christmas. I'm exchanging one for another fragrance or a new pair of boots.

I ran into my ex-husband at the store today. He didnt recognize me. I shoulda kept walking but I had to ask him if he was gonna see the kids soon. 🙄. Yeah, I definitely shoulda kept walking.

Last night I happened to randomly put on tshirt that said "DEEP" on the front. It was from a promotion of a book and movie released by Rob Murphy. Well, that man I'm with took it as a personal challenge even AFTER I explained what it was for.

I wanna throw a Christmas party @ my house for my siblings, neices & nephews. We did Christmas day at my house during the pandemic so I want that "close" vibe again. On the eve we be too busy and I don't want it after The Day. Wait: Both sister's birthdays are in December so birthday party it is!

I require many more temperature degrees

Ooh, and when they say "(don't ask)"...CANCELLED. I can't afford all the attention they seek.

It's a daily issue with this time change crap!

Boring, insulting, long, and over hyped!

Baby I SUPERVISED today. I'm so glad work is over! Deez people after nuts.

Im confused: are we being cheated on by Kansas City again?!

Hutch having a game ain't he?! Go Lions!

Is Jalen Hurts NOT ok? It's the Broncos! Come on baby. We can do better than this.

Wait, what'd I miss?

You said you'd do it but now you're calling me to see if I'm gon be involved. No. You said you'd do it. I can sit and grin while doing sum'n else.