Ocotillo plant in Terlingua Texas

Ocotillo

Before I was an elder emo, I was a goth in 2004.

I have whatever disease makes me want to see the inside of someone's house

'My Wife's Lovers', 1893 painting by Carl Kahler (1856–1906).

40 years ago today, the first episode of "Dragon Ball" aired in Japan.

Will I get in trouble if I wear my Trader Joe’s sweatshirt at Trader Joe’s?

Opus No. 1 YouTube video by Tim Carleton - Topic

The only hold music I tolerate

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Kabuso (doge) transparent in the night sky like Mufasa in The Lion King, with pretty snowy mountains

Sharing my screen on zoom with Kabosu as my monitor wallpaper

Wait, can the genius bar at apple see what I have named my macbook? “Cat Memes Hub” shows on the repair ticket 😅

I’ll try anything at least three times

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Our school zone speeding limit is 30 mph instead of 20. I am going to assume it is because our kids are faster 🏃💨

Zara (@zaraasuchus) on Threads Lookit my 3DS 👾🎀

Your gurl been on that 3DS game. I have a PS Vita too 👾🎮
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When you fry up some lumpia from your cousin but you’re half white
#avocadooil

Does anyone else give silly names to their devices? Here’s mine:

🎧 Peppa Pods Pro
📱 Cat Memes Mobile
💻 Cat Memes Hub
⌚️ Kimmunicator

I love these so much ✨

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Shut up, Magic Knight Rayearth is on.

You know how salt makes a neat effect on watercolor paintings? What if I cry on it? Is this marketable?

this is a brat house not a frat house

Defrosting my uncrustable like I’m hatching a snack

A lady standing at lime creek with snow near Durango Colorado

I go outside sometimes

So if Eddie Murphy likes you enough, he commissions a ventriloquist dummy version of you that he keeps in his home?

Yes, I did dress up as a Xenomorph for Halloween and went to the museum.

I just knew the dental hygienist was gonna answer all my weird teeth questions when he saw my Yu-Gi-Oh! shirt and said he used to play.

Dressing for the female gaze this Halloween, so my costume is a Xenomorph.

Teaching my kid cat care tips, “Okay, so there are very specific noises you need to be aware of. Like the sound of them eating something they’re not supposed to be eating…”

Just asked the guy who did the ceramic coating on my car which products to use for maintenance and washing, “It’s like my cars skincare routine, I wanna make sure I’m doing it right” because I take skincare routines seriously

Exactly. Same for me until I read through the reviews and was like “Ohhh shit aliens? Hell yeah”

Pros of dating me: I’ll learn so much about you I’ll know you inside out as a person! 😇

Cons of dating me: I’LL LEARN SO MUCH ABOUT YOU I’LL KNOW YOU INSIDE OUT AS A PERSON 👹

AITA stands for am i that angel. not many people know this

I forget that some people think “peer reviewed” are people like their friends or people they went to high school with