You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

It's a decommissioned toxic waste dump. I actually kind of like the structures; they're interesting and unique, but it's a freakin' decommissioned toxic waste dump. I'm still not sure anybody should be walking around down there, regardless of how "clean" they say it is.

Here’s some free advice: choose a nose ring that does not look like a Hitler mustache from a distance.

I was very surprised.

got almost no money in my account and could use some help! work is about to get started for me again soon but im struggling in the meantime

paypal.me/KarinMalady

Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

Archetypal white male upon reaching 50:
- buys sports car
- gets into parkour
- “man cave”

Me upon reaching 50:
- buys hooded green cloak
- becomes a wizard
- “actual cave”

Seattle To Explore Moratorium On Data Centers A letter writing campaign overwhelmed Seattle City officials with more than 60,000 letters demanding a moratorium on new data centers last week. And those letters didn’t merely shout into the void: Se...

ICYMI: Seattle officials are considering a moratorium on data centers after more than 60,000 people sent them letters demanding the City stop four companies eyeing Seattle for five new data centers. www.theburnerseattle.com/post/seattle...

Look, I get it, and this is a good move in general, but just because Iran used Lego for their propaganda doesn't mean you need to use Playmobile for yours. Again, you don't "gotta hand it" to the propaganda wing of an evil theocracy, even if they're rightfully dunking on the US.

OK, hear me out: Conversion Therapy, but for Billionaires. Teach them to fight those urges. Force them to accept the Biblical Truth that Jesus actually *helped* poor people. And if they can't correct their ways, chemical castration so they can't reproduce. Who's with me?

Tucker Carlson: I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

This guy should move somewhere else.

Ah it's an "Angel Investor," aka part of the classes that believe having money is the same thing as having thoughts.

Jesus, this reads like a Jason Rantz piece.

Trader Joe’s Garlic Spread Dip (IYKYK)

cOmMoNsEnSe GuArDrAiLs

Some of y'all are way too happy about dead naming and misgendering Caitlyn Jenner and that's NOT okay.

She's a shitty person. Get creative with your insults. You're better than that.

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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URBANIST: [taking a selfie video] Hey folks! I'm here at the now-CAR FREE Pike Place Market -I'm walking around this iconic local spot without having to worry about BEING MURDERED BY A CAR -Notice how peaceful and calm everyth--ope! [they bump into another person taking a selfie video) URBANIST 2: Sorry! I'm just documenting how nice it is here without cars, for my urbanism blog! URBANIST 1: So am I! URBANIST 1: I have 2 words for you: retractable bollards URBANIST 2: Oh god yes [They make out in the middle of the road as people continue to walk by]

"Hot Urbanist Spring"
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Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

A Makita Tools branded pickup truck on the highway

Spotted on I-5 the other day.

Palantir must be destroyed.

*sigh*

1. That's not a direct quote. If you're going to put something in quotation marks and then go, "Wow. He just came right out and said it," it should be a direct quote.

2. This speech is from 2018. Don't present it as new/recent.

3. The actual content of the speech is bad enough.

Today's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "Hot Urbanist Spring"
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BURL DIRKMAN's Gratitude List: FOOD Edition

Seattle skyline near Pike Place Market— a beautiful spring day with blue skies and lots of people

Seattle skyline near Pike Place Market— a beautiful spring day with blue skies and lots of people

Seattle skyline near Pike Place Market— a beautiful spring day with blue skies. The Ferris wheel and Mt Rainier are visible in the dust

Damn Pike Place Market is SO good. It’s truly one of the best places in the country.

Happy Space Pancakes day! 🥞🥳 #ufosky

Hell yeah those are amazing.

🤯 🐟

I would like to have a tinned fish tasting party. Who’s in?