Taking ADHD meds an hour before you get up leads to some incredible dreams
I just invented a chaotic board card game (you start on the board an earn cards to play a nearly normal card game with)
There was a musical extension pack, where you earned instruments/beats/melodies/chords for a tune
Should potholing be banned?
You'll only drive it underground.
A bit like The Travelling Whaleburys did? 😄
There's no time to rest--as soon as one round of feeding is finished, the parent heads right back out to get more.
ITT: We classify peppers as DND classes
The Jalapeño is your basic fighter
A scotch bonnet: sorcerer
A habanero is a wizard
Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:
Screenshot of an email from Bandsintown with the title "Artists heaed your way soon" and John Lennon featuring first in the list
Somehow never thought Lennon would be the Zombie coming after me when the Zombie apocalypse happened
Have you got a spreadsheet of starts/subs/unused sub somewhere? I'd love to have a look at it
Yes. E.g. Bournemouth - White and Madueke had hardly played together. If Ødegaard had been there it might have helped glue them together, but it was Havertz in midfield and that wasn't really his skillset. Not surprising Zubi had a mare there, the entire right side was non-functional
Great to see The Smolt still swimming with us
🥳🥳🥳
Get, and I say this wholeheartedly, fucked.
More than 70% of displaced Palestinian households in the occupied West Bank identified threats to women & children — particularly sexualised violence — as the decisive reason for leaving their communities.
Israel uses sexual violence as a weapon to force Palestinians from their homes
bit.ly/4cL01m2
Also, don't if this is quite your cup of tea, but Weather Report did an instrumental cover of What's Going On that I love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg-G...
A refreshing lack of pearl-clutching over the Haaland/Gabriel entertainments, amazing that the Venn diagram of the "game's gone" people and the "should have been a red" people is just a circle
If you can't laugh then you just cry and so (sort of) thanks to @davidsquires.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
It'd be a bit of a short record if the second half of your sentence was right 😅
Glad you're having a good day though 👍
Difficult bastards are a critical role (in both senses) when we live in a culture of "can-do" boosterism and pie-in-the-sky thinking. Keep up the good work even though it's undervalued, and don't let them grind you down
It's not 115, btw. That's just a handy number that everyone remembers. It's bumped up to 134 now I think.
It's deeply unchristian to be upset about this and not, you know, all of the fucking murdering Israeli forces have been doing.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
We are looking at a painting of St Liphardus - a 6th-century lawyer, hermit and abbot in Meung-sur-Loire near Orléans, France. He is wearing bishops clothing including a surplus and mitre and is holding a crook. On a lead is a small knee high green and blue dragon.
We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here.
I shall now exercise my freedom of speech: they’re cunts, the whole lot of them.
fucking colons
Don't tell me - you bought a blue duffel coat, a red felt hat , a small suitcase and pet shampoo?
Biltong's got a bad rep, but if you soak it in water overnight, then slice it thin and flash fry it before slow cooking it in red wine for three or four hours then its still biltong.
A Great Blue Heron takes flight. It's wings are concave as it is lifting into flight.
I saw a nice Great Blue Heron yesterday. I kept clicking as he departed and got a shot where the wings are perfectly concave. Fun, fun click to get!
#birds #GreatBlueHeron
Hvis man er laktoseintolerant kan man naturligvis ikke være rigtig dansk. Så kan man jo fx. ikke putte fløde i sin Carbonara. Og det er alligevel det mest danske overhovedet.
fucking colonizers
Every time I’ve seen this video over the past week, I watch it. I’ve followed Jordan Lucas on all platforms. More self-expression in all sports. Please and thank you ❤️
Yeah, god bedring med ham!
