I will never get over this

"I'm not judging you for having premarital sex or coveting your neighbor's ass, but as a Christian, I just can't support your heterosexual lifestyle."

- No one ever

Wire alum is cheating. Wendell Pierce would be great. Clarke Peters also. Clark Johnson. That show is stacked with potential Columbos. Not even mentioning Dominic West, who was playing a more hapless, less preternaturally talented, grittier Columbo (especially because the British are not allowed.)

we all know I have no life, so:

Philadelphia Union vs Toronto FC: Match Preview Match preview for the Union vs Toronto FC, plus places to visit while cheering on the Union in Toronto on Wednesday if you're traveling there.

Match preview for the Union vs Toronto FC, plus places to visit while cheering on the Union in Toronto on Wednesday if you're traveling there.

#DOOP

I feel ill too.

The alt-text is art as well

Michael B Jordan all ripped and oily holding a sculpt of his own chest as if he burst out of it and in his left hand and on the left side of his body he has a cool trench coat on but the right side is just bare body with deltoids and pecs and triceps and obliques and forearms and then he has on these green pants made out of Rich Person Material, probably some kind of rare animal leather and the lighting accentuates all the creases pointing to his schmeat oh yeah by the way even his nipple is shiny Rolling Stone did this

Have we discussed this yet?

I've never felt so seen.

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Thanks to Elamin Abdelmahmoud and Commotion for having me on today to talk about the meme war. For a SE Michigan kid who grew up on Canadian broadcasting, being on a CBC show is always the pinnacle

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LMAO

I think he's a whittler. Little animal figurines, like birds and deer.

‪Putting points on the board?‬

‪Hate, lies, sexual assault, misogyny, pedophilia, nepotism, fascism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, murder cover-ups, genocide, treason, fear mongering, vengeance & complete destruction of our democracy.‬

‪That’s all they have. ‬
‪That’s the Republican platform.‬

McSweeney's hitting HARD.

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Literally one kid thought a "calculator" was "A.i."

just had an extremely cursed thought. what if elder millennials are just unleaded gen x

we owe our evolutionary success to our social behavior; interdependence is our species' primary survival strategy. it's isolation that will get you killed in an apocalyptic scenario, not the other way around.

There is no way to solve the "congestion problem" by expanding roadway capacity; no such approach exists.

No surprise, though, to watch an administration that denies the fact of climate change opt to reject the science on induced demand, too.

So few people appreciate good layering. It's tragic, really.

Hot take: not every jacket needs to be an insulated/puffer jacket. I have my own insulation #dadbod why won't Big Outerwear make a light, fleece-lined, wind and rain resistant jacket?????

Ford says no one in Canada is scrutinized like he is after backtracking on $28.9M private jet purchase | CBC News Ontario Premier Doug Ford told reporters Monday that "no one in the country" is more scrutinized than he is, as he explained his government's rationale for buying a $28.9-million private jet before qu...

I just keep thinking about this. Ford loves to pound people to shit and strut across their political bodies. All the name calling. The Lefties. Socialists. Cyclists. Gravy eaters.

But he whines like a high maintenance nepo when something doesn't go his way.

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Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Picture of street filled with people when cars are prohibited, with a prominent sign saying “road closed.” Via Urban Truth Collecrive (Also, it’s a street, not a road)

How come they keep spelling “open” wrong?

Does that street look closed to you? Only if you’re a car… and presumably that’s the real problem. #UrbanTruth

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

“It’s a very corrosive drip, drip, drip phenomenon…. any of these things from Ford or Smith in themselves may not constitute an autocratic move - cumulatively, however … we become less democratic and ultimately those who govern us become less accountable.”

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