Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

As in Mr. Peabody and Sherman?

I've decided on this Earth Day to minimize my carbon footprint by not doing much of anything.

Why hasn't Trump changed the name of the White House to White Castle?

Really?
Over two hundred children have been killed by the IDF in Lebanon, over TWO THOUSAND in Gaza, and now everyone's got their knickers in a twist and the Israeli government is begging forgiveness because one soldier took a hammer to a crucifix?
Somebody needs to get their priorities realigned.

Father Zeus smite thee!

Kiss my ass goodbye
The secret service detail,
I'll have to give the plane to you
But I won't reveal what I did for Trump
What I did for Trump
(to the tune of "What I Did for Love")

So DJT is threatening to bomb Iranian bridges and power plants, but even worse, he's threatening to send JDV to visit the pope.

In a nutshell. 😊

Too many of our kids are getting killed, because of thoughtless assholes like Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson.

This mass shooting today happened in his own district. He said “thoughts and prayers” but did nothing AGAIN.

Remember this when we can take back the House in November.

When those thoughts and prayers come in to Shreveport, are they delivered to a warehouse for later distribution or do we have to pick them up at the airport? Are they bundled?

When does the U.S. killing machine end?

For "particularly Christianity" substitute "only Christian Nationalism" and you'll brush up against the truth. Quit pussyfooting.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

I hear of The Strange Case of the Pharaoh's Heart everywhere.

www.amazon.com/Strange-Case...

Now...as I understand it, a cruise ship was fired on (although not hit) by Iran today in the Strait of Hormuz.
Which leads to the obvious question:
WHO THE HELL IS BOOKING A CRUISE IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ?

Michael Weiss: Trump could ring up a reporter and tell him Mojtaba Khomeini has agreed to run the Kennedy Center and this would qualify as breaking news.

They're using AI to detect AI writing. I'm not having anything to do with stool pigeons.

CASAR: You've met with CEOs, you've met with billionaires. How many have you met with that have lost their health insurance?

RFK Jr: I've met with the advocacy community on virtually everything

C: Have you met with any of the 1.4m who lost their coverage?


K: They're almost all illegal immigrants

His chiropractor recommends it for his back.

Trump is claiming that Iran has "agreed to give us back the nuclear dust that’s way underground." I think he's on angel dust, or possibly pixie dust.

There's a new film coming out with Val Kilmer. His ghost, that is. His AI-resurrected ghost. Will I see it, You ask?

Breaking news: DJT has fired the pope and appointed Mario Rubio to the job.

According to Lebanon’s Health Ministry, Israeli attacks have killed over 2,100 people, wounding nearly 7,000.

Not to Diss Gruntle, but... ...seeing as it's Tax Day

Seeing as how it's Tax Day...
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...

Maybe the Iran War was really cooked up by Elon Musk to get people to buy EVs.

"Evidence? We don't need no stinking evidence!"

There's only one person he's trying to convince--himself. Lucky for him, he's pretty gullible.

Christ is not a cosmetic surgeon.

Holy Moses!