He’s aware it wasn’t actually a guy in a penguin suit or a live penguin….right?

The guys on the ice aren’t the only ones in playoff form

That penalty really sucks because the clock runs at half speed on the power play when we’re trying to run out the clock

I think we have to give the Pens some grace here. It has to have been pretty hard for them to play hockey after watching their captain nearly die on the ice a few minutes earlier

They haven’t made a good Star Trek since the Obama administration. In this essay I will…

This is the nerd website. We’re not talking about the work he did on cool shows!

He’s the son of Ville Leino. It was foretold.

Son of Ville Leino

Impossible. Their navy has been obliterated.

You can tell he's a convert because he doesn't act like he feels guilty about stuff all the time like a normal Catholic raised from birth feels.

obligatory

We’re in the “if we can’t have her nobody can have her” stage of national murder-suicide

REMINDER: Saudi Arabia does not want the war in Iran to end before there is regime change. The Saudis are paying a top U.S. negotiator, Jared Kushner, tens of millions annually. The negotiations just ended without a deal, exactly what the Saudis wanted.

JD Vance after the first full day of work in his adult life:

Well, that's enough for me!

Thanks!

Not familiar with this at all. Are these high annual fee credit cards?

Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Phillies Fan Returns To Earth, Checks Score, Asks To Be Blasted Back Out

Medical experiments? I honestly can’t remember

Almost all the famous arches are to celebrate military victories. So… shouldn’t we wait for a military victory to build this?

It’s a shame Easter and other holidays just passed because we could’ve just played this video for all the washed up MAGA Uncs at dinner

Did this plan induce the Republicans to do a midterm convention? Because if so, great job by Ken Martin. It’s a spectacularly bad idea for Republicans to hold one

Tuxedo cat crouching on a carpet floor

$25 in American currency. $1 million in our hearts.

At the cat cafe in Philly (shelter/foster cats in a better environment to meet humans) it was $100 for one cat and they threw in a second for $25.

We need muscular congress back. We need committee chairs who are masters of their domain and want to assert their power. I don't really understand what makes people want to be an apparatchik in a rubber stamp Congress, but we just don't have those people anymore.

AYFKM. This is like the Always Sunny crew doing global high-stakes diplomacy.

Symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder and how severe they are can vary. People with the disorder can: Have an unreasonably high sense of self-importance and require constant, excessive admiration. Feel that they deserve privileges and special treatment. Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements. Make achievements and talents seem bigger than they are. Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate. Believe they are superior to others and can only spend time with or be understood by equally special people. Be critical of and look down on people they feel are not important. Expect special favors and expect other people to do what they want without questioning them. Take advantage of others to get what they want. Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others. Be envious of others and believe others envy them. Behave in an arrogant way, brag a lot and come across as conceited. Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office.

saw people talking about narcissistic personality disorder and actually looked up the symptoms, boy does that sound familiar lol

Legit lol