A white cat with grey tophat is sitting inside my bedroom...DND, TY

My Marlin is looking back....you have a very pretty kitty:)

Story from dexerto: Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

Girl, we're just trying to help. You do not always have to appear Alpha. It drains. Good luck on those tires and your gas consumption.....whatever.

Dude, thank you for the science 😘

Frankly, I am impressed you know this stat on your car! YOU GO GIRL!!!
then - Ive always understood the pressure of the tire can dictate fuel consumption. Too low uses more gas....ill need a physics major to explain why, if true.

Where has all the t.p. gone?
Do you have a teenage boy who hasn't learned about socks?

Why can't I ever find a matching sock!? HE LEARNED!!!!

If you ever REALLY want to know what's been going on in your home - clean it!!!

"Clock changing season"....bwahahaha

Sadly, I knew more than her :( still drying my eyes...maybe another job will appear

Fucking DONE cleaning up after you all......waiting in my local library for "career coaching" hoping to get my resume "lit" to get the bestest job ever!!!!

At this point, if i ever saw a "verified" Jerry, I would never believe, and end up down some crazy "Jerry, NO!" hole trying to verify my suspicion.....

So, like, does everyone know that there is no one single bloke to save us?

Democracy - ruling for the people by the people.

Its up to "we the people".
Ive showed to protest, where is everyone else?

We can do this before Dani thinks she has same free game as Donny.....but - no one cares!

Paul, NO!

#Rafforiphic

#Raffforlife

#Raffforeveryone

Thank you for being Canadian 🥰

Ive been living in the same outfit for a few days now....COMPHY AND WARM. (👋 from Canada)
Had to change as my daughter had appt with same doctor from 2 days ago. Welcome to my struggles. (The comphies are still in the "to be washed"/"might wear again" pile...phew, 'cause its the weekend)

Update....human too busy while working; still my job to listen for bells and let the poochers out whilst im cleaning the home...hoo boy are they happy for treats upon re-entry of home!

Phew, menopause. FINALLY!! (The "peri" shit was almost 20 yrs!!!....holy night sweats and emotions 😓) Im sorry I can't remember your bday (even my own kids!) Seems my priority is NOT peeing my pants. Good times ahead!

Awwwww, shit. - need to get further insight - im not gay, im not sure this works on us straights :(

Shooot....cause I like to dye my stupid gray hair....makes menopausing fun, lol!

Im now on a hunt for someone in a coloured ponytail (does it have to be pink to befriend?) to test this theory 🤞 hang on everyone (y'all in Amurican 🫠) but im actually going to have to leave the house and go out into...uhg...."public". Phew, tired just thinking about it....but frens...yay!?

Apt

Im not positive on this, maybe I live near a whole lot of asses, or im the ass. But im 54, never had a friend, and no one will tag along when I say "hey, like your gouchos". OK. That was grade 1. But no one answers if I say "nice leggings" (ps, I fucking HATE leggings) but im trying out here, dammit

JFC 🤦‍♀️
Dani+Trump=DUMP
See ya all in the landfill of our lives.....anyone have property to start a non-ucp community?
Oh wait- better check on who owns that-probs a MLA (either side).

Recall Process - Elections Alberta Recall is a process to remove a Member of the Legislative Assembly (MLA) from office between elections by collecting sufficient signatures in the Member’s electoral division.   Who can apply for a pet...

Oh love, research AB recall legislation for MLAs. Dani (Marlaina) is PISSED OFF her own law is being utilized 😀 Alberta is organizing against our regime, and govt trying to change the law as i type, because recall is currently winning!!!
www.elections.ab.ca/recall-initi...

Recall Process - Elections Alberta Recall is a process to remove a Member of the Legislative Assembly (MLA) from office between elections by collecting sufficient signatures in the Member’s electoral division.   Who can apply for a pet...

Some rules apply. But our low voter turnout could actually save the day based on the amount of pissed off constituents vs people who actually vote www.elections.ab.ca/recall-initi...

So-fun short story. The current government put in legislation to recall. They never thought we could organize to use that legislation. They are now all shitting pants, trying to change their own laws in the midst of the law being activated. Thanks for playing in Canadian-Provincial politics.

Haha - STILL collecting fuck panties; and even washing them-because its my "non fucking a human" job.

Celibate first 15 yrs!!!

Fuck my life - not me

Yo, my despair:

I scub
I dust
Oh shit,
Panties

Im out! They do not pay me enough to collect fuck panties from the fucking bed!!!!

But, that's my job!
Hate my life 🤑

That snapshot is but a moment in time

Is it when an angel saved a soul

Or when a tyrant ate it?

Its for the "people" to decide who each believes in. Good luck, America, and also - the world 🌎

Peeps gonna have opinions, say it out loud! - so i can say: im a renter! If i get an increase, I could well be homeless. Even right before the holidays. Landlords use it! Pay or be on the streets! They say.
Im in trouble, and may not be able to play the rules this month. I cry. Everyone nods.

Now we've got some "thinking". Regardless of where this conversation started, its on Jeromy. And hrs been a councilor in the past. One might look to that for knowledge, but here we are 🤷‍♀️