I can't wait to see what I fuck up in 2026

Christmas was invented by Steve Christmas, who loved presents.

If you are heinously depressed and feeling woefully hopeless about your place in the world and dangerously lonely and isolated, just go outside!!

Then you can feel that way and, like, be cold or hot or bitten by bugs or exposed to UV radiation.

She started over again.

Tell Wyoming Gov. Mark Gordon: End the wolf hunts Throughout most of Wyoming, wolves can be killed without permit or limit, often using cruel and brutal methods

In 85% of Wyoming, wolves can be hunted and killed with virtually no restriction. Tell Wyoming Gov. Mark Gordon: It's time to end the wolf hunts.

Me, trying to understand even basic shit with my pile of dried out ketchup brain

Me, trying to participate in any conversation with my friends

Imagine generating some AI shite and genuinely believing you are an artist. True dog shit brains.

I submit: the humble wallaby

in the uk is it called meths

Cool thing about red wine is you get red wine mouth! Cool thing about red wine mouth is the wine stains your teeth so that it visibly accents all the cavities that are forming that you won't be able to afford to fix!

The cool thing about chugging red wine is that its cheaper than the dentist!

Is Santa Real? We Asked 1000 1st Graders

Is the dog shit in the tread of this hiking shoe conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

Skeeting at work. And, yes, it was an absolute thumper of a post. I see you.

Yes.

I sort of grabbed things.

Subscribe't

"When did r/punk rock become so safe!??!?!"

Hey, aaaah....has anybody, ah...has anyone, umm...has anyone did a joke or an image or like that...where uuuh...so it's COP CAR lights...but like...um...northern borealis

I'm deeply honored, but you are rolling some DICE, assuming I'm gonna outlive you..

Every time I post, I see the towers fall

STRONGLY considering making a whipass looking battle jacket, but the patches are all just logos for gerontiproducts. hahaha. "Dude, SICK AARP patch." "Whoa, you like Metamucil too!?"

Haha. I fucken rule.

You bet! Enjoy man!

I'd recommend Whistle Pig Koreann(dinner or lunch), MAP Brewing (beer and lunch), Après Brewing, Cafe M Coffee, The Western Cafe and/or Cat eye Cafe. The Hideaway and/or Haufbrau (dive bar / pub grub)

Mighta been, come to think of it!

Just learned that Alaskans make jack-o-lanterns outta kelp. Ha!

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

It blinks. What do you do?

I have both liked AND reposted! Witness your EMPIRE CRUMBLE!!!