Ass
Spread
Wow, FCF is really making my hole twitch this morning π
Ass
Spread
Wow, FCF is really making my hole twitch this morning π
Day job
@trixiemattel.bsky.social
This you?
Matthew Rhys
The Beast In Me β¦ I wish he WOULD
I never feel more basic than when I inevitably develop a crush on the young athletic straight baker each season of GBBO π
RIP Kaleb Horton π
I just saw somewhere that Will from this season of The Challenge has a sex tape π
Dylan Edwards
At least something entertaining came from the first half of this Panthers/Bulldogs match
Iβd love to see her on The Traitors
Donβt
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Ooooo Alabama is MAD mad π
Do what I tell you and put the mask on
Watching Sebastian Stan in A Different Man
I have been jerked off to completion in the very same parking lot π€·
The Challenge is prying my face outta there
CT ππ₯΅
Thank you! Not hadnβt but Iβm so glad I have now!
From behind
Milking Monday
The things I needed to hear tend to be in dive bars.
April OβNeal type shit
Oh no ππππ
Am I the only one who wants the Practical Magic sequel to be a dark Robert Eggers-esque thriller centered on Dianne Wiest and Stockard Channing?
That beautiful cock could use a set of Donkey Lips right now
Known only as the "Naked Gunner", this Navy crewman took off his clothes to rescue an injured pilot from the water while under enemy fire and then returned to his gun blister aboard an amphibious plane on a mission to save U.S. airmen downed over Japanese waters. Papua New Guinea, 1944
Happy 4th of July. This is my patriotism
It was originally going to be Reba!
Danny DeVito as the next golden bachelor is hilarious #AlwaysSunny
Friday the Girthteenth?
I fear itβs because he βspeaks to menβ π
Surely, my lord, I liked her before not well, but now I like her much worse! She is nothing fair, and have very evil smells about her. I took her to be no maid by reason of the closeness of her breasts and other tokens, which, when I felt them, strake me so to the heart, that I had neither will nor courage to prove the rest. I can have none appetite for displeasant airs. I have left her as good a maid and I found her.
Anne of Cleeves
Dang, imagine your new husband, who murdered one of his wives already, saying this about you
Thank you for your service
But what flavor? Lime or green apple?
Bulldogs vs Raiders
Been here before
I still hear βBe Brave! Be Bold!β