Ass

Spread

Wow, FCF is really making my hole twitch this morning 🙈

Day job

@trixiemattel.bsky.social
This you?

Matthew Rhys

The Beast In Me … I wish he WOULD

I never feel more basic than when I inevitably develop a crush on the young athletic straight baker each season of GBBO 🙈

RIP Kaleb Horton 😭

I just saw somewhere that Will from this season of The Challenge has a sex tape 👀

Dylan Edwards

At least something entertaining came from the first half of this Panthers/Bulldogs match

I’d love to see her on The Traitors

Don’t

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Ooooo Alabama is MAD mad 😆

Do what I tell you and put the mask on

Watching Sebastian Stan in A Different Man

I have been jerked off to completion in the very same parking lot 🤷

The Challenge is prying my face outta there

CT 😍🥵

Thank you! Not hadn’t but I’m so glad I have now!

From behind

Milking Monday

The things I needed to hear tend to be in dive bars.

April O’Neal type shit

Oh no 😞💙💙💙

Am I the only one who wants the Practical Magic sequel to be a dark Robert Eggers-esque thriller centered on Dianne Wiest and Stockard Channing?

That beautiful cock could use a set of Donkey Lips right now

Known only as the "Naked Gunner", this Navy crewman took off his clothes to rescue an injured pilot from the water while under enemy fire and then returned to his gun blister aboard an amphibious plane on a mission to save U.S. airmen downed over Japanese waters. Papua New Guinea, 1944

Happy 4th of July. This is my patriotism

It was originally going to be Reba!

Danny DeVito as the next golden bachelor is hilarious #AlwaysSunny

Friday the Girthteenth?

I fear it’s because he “speaks to men” 🙄

Surely, my lord, I liked her before not well, but now I like her much worse! She is nothing fair, and have very evil smells about her. I took her to be no maid by reason of the closeness of her breasts and other tokens, which, when I felt them, strake me so to the heart, that I had neither will nor courage to prove the rest. I can have none appetite for displeasant airs. I have left her as good a maid and I found her.

Anne of Cleeves

Dang, imagine your new husband, who murdered one of his wives already, saying this about you

Thank you for your service

But what flavor? Lime or green apple?

Bulldogs vs Raiders

Been here before

I still hear “Be Brave! Be Bold!”