That smelly possum thing (@possmpudge) Bsky

should i make a strawpage? i dont think i have the following for it but it could be fun

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Quick drawing of a relaxed furry dog woman lounging inside a large teacup, smoking a joint. They have short reddish hair, a black crop top, and pajama pants patterned with cannabis leaves, exposing their belly. Around the cup are snacks and drinks, including a box of candy and a soda bottle. Soft steam curls upward, giving a cozy, hazy vibe.

happy 4/20, stay cozy
#fatfur

1 day ago 987 234 7 1

twink death is rebirth! new block print to express my deep and enduring gratitude for fatfur

11 months ago 802 166 10 2

1: “are you ready?” I think so! “We require an enthusiastic confirmation” Ok yes absolutely im ready! “Perfect.” “Put on the glasses.” 2: “Box away all of your clothes.” ALL of them?!? “Go to the clothes store and buy the things on the attached list to replace them.” Anime pattern tshirts?? Comic pattern socks??? Video game pattern briefs?!? “Yes. We are excited to see your new wardrobe.” 3: “here is a list of anime and a list of games.” “You’ll be watching at least 4 episodes of any, and spending at least 3 hours playing any game.” “We’ll be monitoring your accounts to make sure this is done.” “Make sure to snack while you meet your quota.”

4: “make this recipe in a blender. Then drink the whole thing.” Tthat’s a lit, isnt it??? “You’ll be drinking it daily. Call it your favorite. We’ll be checking in youve had it at 6:30 pst.” 5: “did you get the package?” I did! Opening it now! Fake braces????????????? “You love your question marks.” “Have you put them on yet?” Not yet “Put them on.” Theyre on! What the heck! These give me a MASSIVE lisp!!! “Perfect.” PERFECT?!?! “Send a picture of the braces. To make sure theyve been installed correctly.” Gbghb ok,,, 6: “spend a sizable portion of this month’s allowance on changing your room. Posters and figurines. Lots. Video games, manga, anime, etc.” Like, make my room all nerdy???? “A bedroom that screams “nerd”. And is *your* bedroom.” ,,,getting on an online store now,,, 7: “your account has been added to various fandom servers. Get into an argument about who the best character is. After it’s done, send screenshots.”

8: “go to the grocery store. Wear your smallest shirt. Get $600 worth of snacks. Here’s a list of exactly what, tailored to your appetite.” All of this is so junk foody!!!! “It should last tou two days.” TWO?!?!?? 9: “Here is your next list of shows to binge. And a list of videogames to 100%.” (Getting really invested in the shows and games now) 10: “Join a tabletop board game and anime club. Here’s the address of one. They meet on Thursdays at 6:00 pm pst. Have fun.”

“Do you still have your before picture?” OH YEAH THAT I do, yeah!! “Send it. And send a picture of yourself.” Aghfgb one sec!! Tada!! Ohmygod, ive really- “Aren’t your friends about to get on a game? Better hurry along.” Oh yeah!! Talk to you later!! “Talk to you later <3”

Bossed around into a new you!

[kobold nerdification!]

2 weeks ago 633 168 24 7