Catalyst: Dark Days Ahead is the most frustrating disasterpiece ever and I LOVE it. I surviving >24 hours. It's available for free, btw. #cdda #Freeware #rpg #zombies

The last two days of my life have been spent marveling over how young the Buffy ensemble is in season 1. Actual babies.

Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:

Bitch lay off the caffeine, it's negetively impacting your dreams.

Quantum physics is so unsettling.

Duodecimal system best system, there is no changing my mind.

Depends who wins the election. If Harris wins he'll likely double down on the, "this was a bridge too far and it cost him the election and now we're gonna suffer 4 years of Super Wokeness™️."

If Trump wins, he'll delete it, downplay it, and hype the hate.

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Peace with my sister was temporary, it seems.

Bitch I will delete you from my life faster than I clear my post-orgasm internet history.

Kaffee.

Das WD40 meines Lebens 🥱

Guten Morgähn.

1!

I'm gay, but Tom Holland's 'Umbrella' routine awakened something in me.

DESIRE (II)

She stood against me, amorous and willing. Little by little my knee rose between her warm thighs, which spread as though receptive to a lover.

— Songs of Bilitis, Pierre Louÿs

Belle of the ball gag.

DESIRE

She entered, and passionately, with half-closed eyes, she joined her lips with mine, and our tongues knew each other. . . Never in my life had there been a kiss like that.

— Songs of Bilitis, Pierre Louÿs

So many cute little bsky crushes

Now accepting applications for tall motorcycle girlfriends.

The most free and alive I've ever felt was on the back of a motorcycle. It was a 1987 Honda Shadow VT700C.

I got blocked for this. #NoRegrets #iHonorTheForebears

I got bored with season 3 of Critical Role about 60 episodes in, but I could've put Matt on a pedestal when he paused the game to be like, "alpha male rhetoric is unscientific bullshit," and then went back to D&D. 🫠💜

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Awful lot of 🏳️‍🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ & 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ around here living their best and funniest lives. Love to see it. Und sie sind so verdammt hübsch?!

I'm with Jimmy Kimmel: Jane Fonda isn't too old for me, either. Is she queer?

Okay cool cuz I've had it downloaded for like 2 months and haven't opened it cuz I wanted to buy it to support queer art but also I'm a scaredy-cat.

If you come at me with "alpha" it better be followed up with fetoprotein or some other combination of ACTUAL scientific words, or same.

Ich weiß, dass Rachel Maddow eine Frau hat... aber vielleicht könnte sie stattdessen mich heiraten? 🫠♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

Fiiiiine I'll play it. (On a scale of 1-10 how scary is it cuz I'm soft and it's being sold as a horror game and I'm)

When did they make a game about me??

As an American I am goddamned tired of Russian interference in our politics.

www.justice.gov/opa/media/13...

You're thinking way too hard about this. It's self-evident (if you've been raised in the church) this rule ONLY applies to hot drinks that have to be brewed.

I've never met a Mormon who turned down (non-alcoholic) hot apple cider.

Life is too short not to do the things that make you laugh.

A photograph of a gray cat with bright yellow-green eyes.

He is so photogenic.