see also: me, with Jasmine Crockett and Ted Cruz

Petition to make Olric romanceable in Fields of Mistria, I will pay double. Double what? YES.

Why does Sinners not simply eat the other movies

WHAT THE FUCK OSCARS

Call up the Princess Maker 2 dev

...I wonder how things are going with the CIX in Africa? I don't know and honestly, good for them. I hope it's peaceful.

Trying to Kickstarter their own AO3 shit I guess

Mardi Gras Knee feels like a particularly Victorian womanly ailment, like Novel-reading Fevers or Thimble Fatigue.

ART ART ART, my heart is full!!!

Some days you hit your word count, some days the yearning wins.

My partner's shoulders.

That's all. Thank you for your understanding at this feral stage in my moon cycle.

New album from Jack Harlow: Music for Yearning

I prefer my smutty fiction to be narrated by a genderless void. This is not a joke.

Time for relaxation and play cutesy farm life video games while blasting true crime podcasts

The queer femme tension between wanting to flirt with women and wanting to avoid being a sexpest. Because if I flirted every time I thought a woman is hot, I would be! The universe put me in an afab body to keep me humble.

Also I know this wasn't an Ambien purchase because ew, I ain't reading that shit and infecting my brain with American Christianity fanfic. What I'm actually reading is shit like Monster of God: The Man-Eating Predator in the Jungles of History and the Mind.

Did my therapist hack me???

THIS IS A REAL BOOK

I knew my credit card was stolen when Audible couldn't make payment on an account I don't use to buy (I am not kidding)You Should Have Been Nicer to My Mom: A Modern Gothic Horror – A Family's Twelve-Hour Survival Against a Demon and Dark Secrets

I've read your chart and your whimsy levels are low, this is why you can't make her come.

It's beautiful. I have excellent taste so it's objectively true.

A note I wrote while having a migraine:

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The power of girlhood is strong. I'm still thinking about a girl complementing my dress a fucking year ago and get a serotonin boost straight to my amygdala.

a pixel art drawing of a cow and a sheep in a field ALT: a pixel art drawing of a cow and a sheep in a field

We streaming tonight same bat channel ( twitch.tv/sailor_scout_austin) same bat time 8pm ET! Torn between Mistria Monday or doing a Magic Monday some come by tonight and help me decide!

Sometimes girl dinner is just taking a peeled banana and sticking it straight into the fresh-ground honey peanut butter with a chopstick

Chicken & Crepes

YOUR HAIR IS GORGEOUS

The feminine urge to be the consequence that some people have earned

I guess yandere fics on AO3 are cheaper than drugs or therapy.

Does a sugar daddy imply the existence of a salt daddy and a spice daddy?