Superb performance.

Three points. Fucking hell, that was hard.

Manchester City's Bunny Shaw scored the opener while a strike from Newcastle United's Shania Hayles sealed a 2-0 win for the Reggae Girlz against Guyana in Kingston, Jamaica. The result qualified the team for the CONCACAF W Championship, the final stage of qualification for the 2027 World Cup.

Vikings must have been really annoying after conquering your village 😆

When the annoying happy drunk guy is about to be handled by the bouncer.

"What we do in life echoes in eternity." — Maximus in the film Gladiator.

Thank you, Bernardo Silva.

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that was released the year you turned 18.

Allow me to introduce our esteemed panel...

That was a refreshing half of football. Good energy. Good vibes. Three goals. On to the next one.

It's a shame. Looks pretty nice down there.

Bunny: (to Hemp) "Ms. Tucked In Shirt and Cold-Weather Shorts just rocked up."

Hemp: "Shhh! She's right beside you!"

Coffey: "Bunny, you know I'm standing next to you, right? And I can hear you."

Casparij: "Did you like my teapot goal celebration, Sam? 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout!'"

Today's 3-0 derby win was brought to you by our flying Dutchwomen.

Final whistle. I'll say it now 😄

The City in me won't let me say that till its over.

3-0 to City Women. Your defence is terrified. Our other Dutchwoman is on fire................too.

Your defence is terrified. Our Dutchwoman is on fire. City go 2-0 up.

Me when the DJ starts showing off his scratching skills instead of just playing the song.

😂

a man with curly hair is hanging on a cross with the words `` always look on the bright side of life '' . ALT: a man with curly hair is hanging on a cross with the words `` always look on the bright side of life '' .

Exactly 😂

Monte Python's Life of Rayan
Coming to a theatre near you.

Liam Gallagher strikes again.

Cherki is our new Balotelli.

Does this mean the real Arsenal Fan TV we love and remember is back? Is it back, fam? Eh, blud? Bomboclaat!

We know no Queen but the Queen in the North whose name is Bunny.

#TheQueenInTheNorth

Yet another record broken. She has gone from being underrated to being impossible to ignore. There's only one Bunny Shaw.

Leaked scouting reports from Manchester City reveal that a secret research project years ago concluded that midfielders with a natural inclination to tuck their shirts in offer key advantages in midfield. This led to the recruitment of Rodri on the men's side and later Sam Coffey for the women. 🙃

We just switched from Jamaican reggae to Brazilian samba on the scoreline soundtrack. Kerolin makes it 4-1 for Manchester City Women.

Why does this colour commentator keep talking about "if you want to destroy City you need to" do this and you need to do that? Tek it easy, nuh! 😂

Khadija 'Bunny' Shaw hat-trick in the first 20 minutes. It's Manchester City Women 3 Tottenham 1.