They call me Dracula the way I'm DVD Normal. That's nothing.

Hey, hey, this show’s STRICTLY budgeted! What, do you want me to EMBEZZLE so I can give you stuff that you probably don’t even DESERVE? If you win, you can have confetti.

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We can keep pretendin's to be Mike as long as we's want!?

Hey, Mike, hit the lights, show 'em all thе grand prize!

It takes a village to make a monster.

Mike all day, Mike all night. The Mike that never stops.

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

I'm gonna play to win, so lock and load!

*Mike is definitely ...can anyone hear me? Help...!

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The pain itself is reason why.

True name unknown, you tried to bury it. You talk in code, not words.

What's wrong with you, making people think Mike is a cowboy!?

So. Why bother? Because sometimes, temporarily, everything goes right. Whatever your situation, however bad things get - As long as you're alive, there can always be a great day.

I think an important takeaway from the tower of babel story is that even god fears a strong union.

Hand in hand, let's go and make it right!

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It's almost over, it's just begun!

Get over here and help me defend!

Here we go, it's the ultimate show!

I never considered that Pluey could be therian. Maybe I'm a bad person.

H-huh? Again with the… look, yeah, it’s true, but it’s not the right- SHUT UP!

First floor, going up, tryina hit the top, but this order's tall and you can't reach! Why try, Sisyphus? Don’t you ever quit? What’s it gonna take to stop you?

Nothing can stop the voidbound Mikes agenda.

You're nothin' but an unwanted special guest! Now you're facing the best's best of the best!

Where am I? Hello...? Anyone...?

You don't want to live in solitude... even if you sleep on a pile of money.

Our love will be your haunting refrain.

I wish I was bitten by a catalytic converter. No I don't, what the fuck is that?

Some bizarre, outdated notion, some alien devotion, this absurd platonic emotion known as friendship!