Trump says this is the guy he’s negotiating with.

If you're going to order with Door Dash, make sure your house number can be seen prominently.

Prince Andrew to seek asylum in the United States and join Donald Trump’s cabinet to avoid further persecution.

Live Updates: Former Prince Andrew Is Released After Being Arrested Amid Epstein Revelations

I'm seeing posts claiming that former-prince Andrew was arrested for engaging in pedophilia with Jeffrey Epstein. He was arrested for sharing confidential government intel with Epstein while serving as a British trade envoy.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...

Dirty Mind

The royal formerly known as Prince Andrew won't be playing in the sunshine after he got busted for D.M.S.R. with girls young enough for starfish and coffee.

by Maureen Dowd

why didn't they ride the eagles into mordor

Donald Does Davos

The devil in Mr. Trump made him blab on so long the audience was ready to order a pizza. But it will take more than another source like deep throat to turn 2026 into a blue movie for Democrats.

by Maureen Dowd

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Rabbit rabbit.

And water is wet.

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”

Zohran Mamdani holds an 18 point lead over Andrew Cuomo in recent polls of the NYC mayoral race, but his weakness with Upper East Side wine moms hints at potential election day vulnerabilities.

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South Carea, of course. As opposed to North Carea.

Unless I absolutely must for professional reasons, I will not be watching your nuclear war movie. I will not be watching your incredibly bleak and depressing murder show. I will not be watching your artistic despair. It’s nothing personal, I just don’t order water when I’m already bailing my boat.

Yes. Exactly.

I have a very bad feeling about this...

That’s no ballroom…

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"And the girl in the corner said, 'Boy I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz"

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Definitely hold the Correspondent's dinner in it -- that would really piss Trump off.

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