I second this. But Gen X includes 61 year olds now.

Wow. That's a spot on impression of Elise Stefanik by Aidy Bryant. Bravo. SNL has taught Aidy well!

Wasn't Gillibrand one of the first Dem Senator to call for Senator Franken to resign? Par for the course, no?

The OG crazy wants to take Trump’s phone. Yeah, nothing alarming about that at all.

This should be the new "Everything's Fine" meme...

According to his LinkedIn profile, he's not "Open to Work".

Yet...

But it seems he's shaved his head since his LinkedIn headshot days.

Is Trump resurrecting Jeffrey Epstein?

SAN ONOFRE!!!

I drove past this decomissioned nuclear power plant for five years. I can recognize those nipples with my eyes closed.

I vote for "sucks the guts out".

The first president who is actively psychotic. Others probably had personality disorders of varying onset and intensity. Trump is non compos mentis. Coo coo is clinical term.

No motive.
After 480 employees.
After 1,000 interviews.
After 500,000 files.
That is not an investigation that ran out of answers.
That is an investigation that stopped looking.
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Hear, hear.

The fuckin' strait was fuckin' open before he fuckin' started to bomb Iran.

Credit Jon Favreau and RDJ for filling Musk's cranium linking him to Tony Stark. Fvareau & RDJ deserves minimum 25% credit. Probably closer to 50% credit.

Jesus who? Trump’s taco chef at Trump Tower Manhattan???

LOLz. Governor Pritzker’s team FTW!!!

Good point. But Humpty Dumpty is always looking for patsies. I’ll keep wishing!

SPOILER ALERT!!!
Just kidding. Yes, that scene hit like the proverbial gut punch. Such great writing.

Who’s next? I’m thinking K$H closely followed by Whiskey Pete.

What in the actual fuck was that

His body language and random body twitching is just like his random capitalization in his posts. WTF was with that twitching? Was Putin stroking out while his hand was up Trump's ass???

Every accusation is an admission. Again.

Damn it Faine. I was ready to dance to “Never Gonna Give You Up” at full volume. I even put on my swaying shoes.

Wait till we see surcharge increase in ALL ITEMS WE BUY for even higher increase in diesel fuel price. Gasoline price hike will look like peanuts. Diesel price in California is averaging EIGHT DOLLARS PER GALLON.

Does this mean we are deporting Melanie (sic) and Barron back to wherever Melanie came from?

Who wrote that headline, SpaceX? Did this E-3 experience a rapid unscheduled disassembly?

👏👏👏😆

He’s definitely on a NO FLY LIST. Perhaps a C-17 or C-130 might be able to accommodate him. With a winch.

Donald Trump's named his son-in-law Jared Kushner "Peace Envoy." YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren

Donald Trump's named his son-in-law Jared Kushner "Peace Envoy."

Now, in the middle of a war with Iran, our "Peace Envoy" is in the Middle East trying to raise $5 BILLION for his private equity firm.