WE BROKE THE SHORT STARTER CURSE #RedSox

WEISSERT IS ITALIAN #RedSox

Though this last 10 minutes collapse has been quite spectacular like it's kindof hilarious #Bruins

Apparently only enough good sports juice in Boston for 1.5 games today

Me as soon as they took Swayman out of net: terrible idea he's the only reason we're still in this #Bruins

American football has nothing on hockey re: violence

OK so playoffs boy hockey is *almost* as good as regular season girl hockey

(I'm routing for the Bruins for the Stanley Cup if you couldn't tell. They're my third line team - after the Devils and the Red Wings. So I guess mute #Bruins if you don't want mens playoff hockey yelling in your feed?)

Swayman is playing out of his mind jfc

I am learning the Bs have a player called Mitten. This is vital information why did no one tell me sooner

Does anyone have a clip of the whole NESN mustache tangent around the fan stache? It was hilarious I was dying #RedSox

The Tigers catcher with a gloriously bushy Ron Swanson type mustache

A fan in the stands with a fully waxed, twisted, and sculpted handlebars mustache. He's got his arms crossed with a very grumpy look on his face

At least this was a game of fabulous mustaches

OUR ITALIAN KING IS IN 🤌🤌🤌 #RedSox

Me just continuously yelling "Wongers!! Come on Wongers!” #RedSox

MONA!!! #RedSox

Come on boys don't fuck this up like we're known to do #RedSox

On base!! #RedSox

Bello, however. My guy learn how to pitch with sleeves, you cold my dude #RedSox

I can't really be mad at our bats today. Like, Trail Skubal, valiant attempts lads #RedSox

Huh, yellow is Durbs' color. The yellows look great on him. #RedSox

Rookie ump debut game!! #RedSox

Tarik Skubal of the Detroit Tigers pitching to Wilyer Abreu of the Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park. Behind the plate there are two Dunkin ads that read "Sippin' up to Boston"

SO to Dunkin for this ad copy #RedSox

This guys' mustache is amazing #RedSox

Bello fingies VERY cold #RedSox

Alert Bello fingies cold. Literally he be blowing on them #RedSox

(I'm more forgiving towards POC because I know y'all generally have a much lower cold tolerance than us Caucasians, but this was an older white guy)

I've got a lightweight long sleeve shirt on and it's almost too warm

The easiest way to identify yourself as a tourist in New England is to be wearing a fuckin puffy coat when it's 63 degrees out

For reference, my town is only 17,000 people, and there's basically two "big" streets with one "big" intersection. This intersection is a mess. There's a guy directing traffic. For the bank paper shredding event.

The bank is having a paper shredding event and it's causing huge traffic in downtown, like gridlock