Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane

Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
theonion.com/report-...

Literally tho

Your School House Rock moment......

This is very important.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

nice

r e l a x

I should be doing stuff... but i don't wanna' do stuff...

Rewatch*

I think it's time to reach Trigun

Never give up, never surrender

👀 just sayin

lmao, it sure do comrade, it sure do.

waht in the void

YEAH STEVE

Shut up brain

Classic

Imagine

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

Timely as ever theonion.com/fbi-uncovers...

Daily reminder that liberals suck

Absolutely no one:

Kakashi:

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...

oopsies, i did a terrorism.