Which ASSHOLES keep asking for Roman as champ???

I would murder someone if would result in someone delivering sugar free pistachio pudding

zomg...

@karaswisher.bsky.social looked so weak against Pill Barr

If this learns off the individual, that’s one thing. If it’s trained on porn, I suspect ERs are going to have a lot more prolapses coming in

If Rahm runs in 28, we RIOT

WORSE than Gavin ffs

The cocaine fail-son thought I didn’t deserve CPG during tonight’s Bella Bullshit

a woman is talking to a man in a kitchen and says `` oh my should i be excited or afraid '' . ALT: a woman is talking to a man in a kitchen and says `` oh my should i be excited or afraid '' .

Look…

My team is on and it’s been SO LONG since they won on the 1st RD

a black and white goose is making a funny face with the words huh ? ALT: a black and white goose is making a funny face with the words huh ?

Tryna watch #NHLPlayoffs and it's a match up between 2 black&red teams and neither has the center ice logo on the shirts..,,,...

Every planet capable of supporting carbon-based lifeforms are REQUIRED to have an Undersea Monarch!

He-Man has Mer-Man

DC has Aquaman

I think regular 616 Marvel has Attuma atm

And we have Steven Miller

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An image in a promotional email from Kentucky Fried chicken celebrating weed day April 20 with a special deal of Chicken Pot Pie and soda for the price $4.20

I hate Weed Day nowadays

#420 #BlazeIt

Dear Media:

Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass.

We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

Did you at least get hazard pay

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden’s Surveillance Machine Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.

Insane story: Using facial recognition technology, The New York Knicks apparently tracked the movements of a transgender woman attending a game at Madison Square Garden to ensure she never appeared on the game's televised broadcast

Maybe you’ll complete your Menny before Takara releases the G2 Menny in Japan!

Trump is in Vegas. It's Wrestlemania weekend, also in Vegas. There's no way Trump dies in the ring at Wrestlemania. But we can't rule it out.

You can put cheese into Vodka!?!?

Hungary's prime minister elect announcing that Orbán was funding CPAC and other Trump-related political activities (also Heritage Foundation's Project 2025), and this will now end.

Why do Jon Stewart hands look like tasty calzone?

burn it all down.

'You killed a journalist. Why did you Photoshop him into a Hezbollah uniform?' On the Line With Lt. Col. Shoshani, the IDF's International Spokesperson

"You Killed a Journalist. Why Did You Photoshop Him Wearing a Hezbollah Uniform? 'It's an Illustration'."

This is how Tel Aviv justifies the murder of a journalist.

Well fuck. We were all starting to get a little hopeful as @williambwest.bsky.social had started improving.

Will was a good one and for a lot of us mutuals here, we lost a great friend, online or otherwise.

Right now, let folks you care about know. Hug a partner, text a friend, whatever.

* HUNGARY ELECTION WINNER MAGYAR: US IS A VERY IMPORTANT PARTNER

* HUNGARY ELECTION WINNER MAGYAR: I WILL NOT CALL TRUMP

@reuters.com

A drawing of a flame's silhouette with text inside it that reads "All you had to do was pay us enough to live".

Feels poignant.

Schumer voting AGAINST impeaching 🍊💩🤡 would be the least surprising thing to happen in ‘26

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Congratulations to JD Vance & the International Council of Nationalists for helping cost Orban the election & providing a road map for defeating our fascists at home.

If a Dem nominee won’t clean house & punish the monsters administrating concentration camps on American soil, they’re a collaborator