Rumi in a light blue yoga 2 piece outfit

Body sculpted by carbs, butter and yard work

Screaming 😂😂😂

She spelled HIPPA wrong on the doctors note. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

It’s time for a treat 😇

What a glorious creature, RIP Mickey 🩷

Rumi in Japanese gym class outfit

A little sneak peek of my latest shoot 💙

Maybe by the time I was 6 years old! I wasn’t a conventionally pretty girl, I was a tomboy for sure. but the adults in my family told me I was pretty and all the women in my family were pretty, so I trusted the process of growing up 😂

I mean, how often do we hear something that resonates with us and we go and share those thoughts with friends later on? That’s certainly not stealing an idea I think we all do this as humans

I have a little hedge of Bolero and for DA roses I have Lady of Shallott, Queen of Sweden, Scepter’d Isle. I’m waiting on a BUNCH of bare roots I preordered/was gifted 🥹

Lark Ascending, Elizabeth, Generous Gardener, Lady of the Lake, Desdemona, Emily Brontë, Eustacia Vye, Roald Dahl

Smiling asian woman wearing gold glasses, black hair lightly curled falling over her right shoulder, wearing a light blue sheer lingerie embroidered with sheer blue and white flowers, a green bangle, and a delicate pearl necklace. She has red nails and is sitting down and pouring a glass of champagne. She is sitting down and looking at the glass of champagne she is pouring.

Smiling asian woman wearing gold glasses, black hair lightly curled falling over her right shoulder, wearing a light blue sheer lingerie embroidered with sheer blue and white flowers, a green bangle, and a delicate pearl necklace. She has red nails and is sitting down and pouring a glass of champagne. She is sitting down and laughing as she pops open a bottle of champagne.

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Ohh what kind of roses do you have? Last year was my first year planting rose bushes and I can’t wait for them to get bigger 🥹

I hybridize dahlias for fun!! 🥹 it’s such a fun experience

2 Oregon cats euthanized after contracting bird flu, prompting raw pet food warning Oregon and Washington officials are warning pet owners about the risks of raw pet food after two cats in Oregon had to be euthanized after contracting bird flu.

More cats have died of avian flu because of raw feeding. It has always been a bad idea but especially now. Don't give your cats raw meat or raw milk! 1/2 www.centraloregondaily.com/news/pets-an...

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Good evening 🩵

They aren’t always crazy stories either, often times it’s just some amusing thing a client has said in passing and I’ve held onto it for years. I have phrases I’ve adopted solely bc a client says it and it stuck with me.

There aren’t a lot of jobs out there that let you see people the way we get to see people. In out-of office-mode, away from regular life commitments, they get to talk about things that might be too personal for a Bumble date

One of my favorite things about this job is the insane repertoire of stories and facts I gain from chatting with clients. I don’t get to repeat some of the stories ever, but I rarely go a day without something in my regular day life reminding me some funny/crazy story a client has told me

The world is burning but I can look cute while it burns 🔥

Reminder to Chicago: ICE raids start today. Please be on the lookout and warn others. 🫶🏻

Petition to bring back “yonder” as a word for direction and proximal distance. Sometimes, something really just is way over yonder ya know

She def seems old enough so I would assume there’s a good chance she’s pregnant, I sent you a message about spay appts!

Omg what a perfect baby

Kurumi’s duo web page, text reads “Wouldst thou like to live boobilicioisly?” referencing a line from the movie The Witch

A scene from the movie ‘The Witch’, subtitle reads “wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

Not enough people appreciate my duo page reference tbh

I still think one of the funniest things to ever happen during an appointment is when my visually impaired client was leaving & got a deaf Uber driver

I had a Costco date with a client too (I was a Costco virgin) and it was so much fun 😂

30 percent of California's forest firefighters are prisoners About 4,000 inmates battle blazes in the Golden State's woodlands.

As we witness these heartbreaking scenes from the fires in LA, an important reminder that incarcerated people make up over 30% of California’s forest firefighters.

I accidentally hit a guy in the face with a 10 feet of EMT conduit 😭 I miscalculated my turn and WHAM

Valid

Moments before Kurumi turns into Gollum

When he gives you his Home Depot credit card 👷🏻‍♀️🧡

They are so beautiful 🥺

I was at a wake today and there was a Korean family also having a wake in a different part of the building, and they thought I was part of their group 🤣