“He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.”

In both ways

I told @notdanhurley.bsky.social on the other app that you ask daily.

It’s an interesting place…

I am not giving clicks to that nonsense. UConn WBB being A Big Deal literally has been happening since before I was even born. If you don’t understand that you’re not qualified to cover WBB with any ounce of seriousness.

UMass administration apparently asks UConn not to recognize the trophy created for the rivalry by the Midnight Ride Collective (which UMass had endorsed in 2023), as the school is trying to move its NIL in-house.

Incredibly lame if true.

via @fightma247.bsky.social on 𝕏

This is very niche and good.

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Sharing the list of UConn MBB-inspired robot vacuum names I made for @abigailmarie53.bsky.social in case you get one this season:

My personal favorite: Jamal Vacuums-McDaniel
Emeka Okafloor
Suc-Shonn Miller
Hasheem Thasweep
Doron Sweeper
Naclean Alleyne

The thing that kills me is that it’s still not fixed.

It’s a choose your own rank adventure book.

imagine spending all your summers doing millions of dollars worth of free advertising for a league for them to fucking axe you like that

Mulkey’s outfits as household cleaning products, a thread..

🐶🏀

Thank you Not UConnNetch.

WSOC in NCAA tournament at 5pm

🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m sure everyone enjoys that.

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National Pickle Day

More like Not Danny Downer

Nobody should!

Did you all know Kermit and Miss Piggy broke up in 2015 and he then dated another pig named Denise?

That is, in fact, his given name.

Bluesky has hit the sweet spot: convincing 35-45 year olds they’re doing something cool and fresh, but also it’s easy to do

BASKETBALL HALFTIME FETTY WAPPING (EXTREMELY RARE)