It should be harnessed as an energy source

This one may put off potential partners; too much emotional cabbage.

Sounds like you out a lot of fort into it

Man, those guys really died hard

In this house we take our shoes off before we come in

What?

If you zoom into the display placard in the first picture there is a diagram. But it depicts the chair as being 75% redundant from what I can tell

Choreography about bitcoin and Nazi salutes. Should be good.

Modern take on the power suit

Shame? They'd record it and monetise it on social media.

Hot pants

Can we get a few more jokes about Tunnocks please? Hilarious stuff.

Always difficult to dress appropriately this time of year. Could be bright, breezy, still, chilly, nuclear....

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Bow down. Take your time.

Happy Brands-Tediously-Posting-Obvious-Bait Eve, everyone!

Happy Brands-Tediously-Posting-Obvious-Bait Eve, everyone!

I was in two minds about what to title the next edition of my newsletter. "Substantive Butcher's Waterpark" was a contender, but ultimately I went with "How's your pipeline?"

You know the drill - to get it to your inbox you've got to join the mailing list - head to andibest.com/newsletter/

I'm old enough to remember when the supporting confectionary came inside the Easter egg.

My based friend once just ordered a pudding for main and then a second pudding for pudding. The waitstaff were stunned.

Am i meant to be working from home to save the economy, or returning to the office to save the economy?

Getting a lot of mixed messages these days.

Studying a different sort of biology

About 9yrs old a kid I went to school with - who was obsessed with Bette Midler - would tell us constantly he could perform spells and his bedroom was like a cavern and he had a cauldron and staff. Visited one day and it had all been "moved up into the loft" for... some reason 🤷🏻‍♂️

OK this is nuts.

A vulnerability in the Companies House website that let *anyone* with an account view ***ANY COMPANY'S DASHBOARD***, see all personal info and - I think - modify company records.

The latter

I have strong opinions on extremely little. Dangerously little, perhaps.

I'm going to hold him to this

Not sticking up for that side, but come on - they're not upset about the mere presence of animals on money like some of you are making out. They're (melodramatically) upset that animals are replacing known figures they now pretend to covet.

Doesn't sound like it. Sounds like they're committed.

Excuse me, I was doomscrolling

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?